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the full scope of human experience 🫦

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i’m feeling mentally strange so i’m gonna put on the boots that make me 6’1” and stomp around the neighborhood

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

...a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets

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i’m so lucky. my friends are th ebaddest bitches in the world

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i hope the band mgmt has an interesting day

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when they make me post on facebook for work

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@jaxajueny i love north dakota we have to plant trees otherwise all our topsoil will blow away

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what’s the over-under on bad bunny dwerking during the halftime show

[OMG HI KITTY!! @CatMacroz]

The picture on the Wikipedia article for static cling, taken in 2006.

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my boss is so strange. all he does is make weird groaning noises in his office, pee all over the toilet seat, then he leaves

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listening to basketball on the radio and one of these kids last name is JENKUM

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incheresting start to the day

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what the hell is calvin harris up to. i feel like we let that cracker off too easy

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PICKMIN

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despite life’s many challenges, I continue to grow my army of Pickman, which is thriving, by the way

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@glittergibbon kitten for christmas let’s gooo

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@glittergibbon it’s their version of the straight man’s wifebeater

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clocked

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