Simona

(re)tweeting into the void //

27, world citizen //

she/they

[Simona @experienseeker]

If I could choose any citizenship I would go for Norwegian because then it will say "Citizenship: NO"

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

one of the hardest things about adulthood is feeding yourself. like I have to come up with 3 meals? every single day?? I love food but I would eat a tasteless grey smoothie with all the nutrients needed 3X a day if it meant I didn’t have to come up with meals

[Kermit_the_Frog_lmao @kermit_lmao]

@Beanflakefolf Twitter thinks that being 17 means being a fucking newborn, while 18 is equivalent to a grown as man with a voice so deep it registers on the Richter scale

[Simona @experienseeker]

@ABSlNDIMYRGITUS Sama. Olen päriselt igatsenud ainult partnereid.

[Simona @experienseeker]

@AutisticCraig96 @laurashann1 @prntgdcolonized Also, what's wrong with that curriculum?

[Simona @experienseeker]

@AutisticCraig96 @laurashann1 @prntgdcolonized As a former 7 year old - they may not know what it is but that doesn't mean they're not doing it. I'm not saying everyone definitely is but some definitely are.

[Simona @experienseeker]

@sanderkla Meenutab seda naltsi sellest Araabia rikkuri pojast kes kurtis isale et tal on läänes imelik uhke autoga ülikoolis käia sest teised käisid rongiga ja isa talle selle peale rongi ostis, et ta perele häbi ei teeks

[medusa @medusa_adsume]

if vaccines caused autism we would have high speed rail

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

if(income=“illegal”,“taxable”,“taxable”)

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

She’s right, and this information is valuable.

A woman loses interest when she no longer finds you attractive and inside of a relationship that primarily happens after multiple ignored attempts at telling you what she needs from you.

[Simona @experienseeker]

@suleline ✨ Practice ✨

[You’re terrible, Muriel @MurielsWedding9]

@daydream113017 Also? Feminism wants to protect CHOICES for people. Choose your life. Choose to be a trad wife. Choose to be a working parent. Choose to stay single. Choose to be childfree. Choose to be a baby factory.

CHOICES

So tired of binary thinking like it’s either SAHM or Feminist! 🙄

[Simona @experienseeker]

@aldergroves I confess to betting on February being a whole month of spring (but just short of skating outside spring) and then arctic winter in march 🫠

[Simona @experienseeker]

@YUNGSADISTlC Alternatively, you could fly to Trondheim in Norway and you'd be passing through.

[Simona @experienseeker]

@madis_l @FinSoftAlvar Me oleme inimesed, mitte mingid x imelised olendid

[Simona @experienseeker]

@NarayanK86 @HoesBeWILIN___ We want to, and we do, but it's made a lot harder for us - not by the job itself but by the men we have to work with.

[Lara Jenn 🐦‍⬛ @_LaraJenn]

Don't correct my English, I have no respect for this language, I only use it because it's the only one you understand

[Simona @experienseeker]

@grisetante Svaret er alltid nei hvis du ikke prøver engang 😉

[Satan @s8n]

Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.

[Simona @experienseeker]

@qzar9999 @ask_aubry It depends. I had a controlling partner pull that card all the time to try to get me to stop doing just about everything, and whenever I tried to get to the bottom of it it came down to "it just does!" or the vague possibility that another guy might gaze in my general direction