Mark Beef

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Which color button do I press to make Lena Dunham bigger

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@STRONG_PlSS @smashnpapas

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@ChicagosMayor @ChicagoMPO Nice job, numb nuts.

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They told us we should consider abortion. He would have severe developmental delays and may not make it to 40, they said. We didn't listen and now he's doing great. Full time job. Dinners in the EDR (employee dining room.) He's thriving.

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@STRONG_PlSS @smashnpapas In & out is easily the worst

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@clark1927 Yes

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@feelsdesperate @mtracey Not really being a canonical Nazi doesn't make it any more normal for a member of the senate to have a Nazi tattoo

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@77_steeze Zey believe in nuffink but power, Lebowski

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This is what I imagine it's like to be dyslexic

[Eastern Bloc Visuals @eastblocvisuals]

Supermarket in the USSR, 1970s.

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@EQBrowser @RealShinyDummy He needs to be on national TV every week

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They should make Bam margera the new 60 Minutes anchor

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@EQBrowser @RealShinyDummy Your tiny feeble nuts would never achieve a nation-wide network TV weekly broadcast

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@RealShinyDummy @EQBrowser I want him to be the host

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@kevin_nealon Jeffrey dahmer

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Man wtf my son caught out the lake

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@dumbidot1 They need conflict. The party's identity is not-Republican.

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@JenniferSey Except she is having it. She didn't walk off the track.

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@RapidResponse47 Federal intervention in California is needed. Declare martial law.

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@NigBaby69 Lol

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@annakhachiyan We should eat them