Explaining Christy Mack

Are you dumb and need help understanding Christy? …Same! (for when i’m high and bored, obv not christy) 🥰

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@ChristyMack This is Christy Mack compared to an asparagus.

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wait, maybe i need to make an ExplainingChristyMack ig, too. do i have this kind of time on my hands lately? yes.
does @ChristyMack approve? probably.

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See what I'm sending out on https://t.co/elTWJdvN2M 😘

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@ChristyMack Christy is sending out more goodies. Why are you still here? Go get them.

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@ChristyMack Christy is making the casting couch cool again. Also possibly igniting jealousy for the tan we all want but don’t have.

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@ChristyMack I’m not trying to say Twitter is cooler than ig or anything, but Twitter is cooler than ig.

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Welcome back to Twitter, @ChristyMack I’ve had nothing to explain.

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Today is the LAST DAY to get 15% off my Fleshlight using code MAYFL at https://t.co/pIHsvmgQlo

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@ChristyMack In other words, go throw your money at fleshlight for a good Gluck Gluck super twist Mack Daddy pocket puss

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@ChristyMack happy birthday! may all things good come your way on your special day ♥️

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@ChristyMack come back to us. Twitter misses you 🥲

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@ChristyMack Christy is just self promoting, no biggie. Just click the link and subscribe to everything.

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Tryin to get in the muscle mommy category

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@ChristyMack Christy is roasting her buns on Wednesday evening, hoping this counts as working out. It’s working.

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My main ig was deleted, but I've still got @unofficialchristy on instagram 🙃

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@ChristyMack Christy is reminding us that instagram is shit but she’s already one step ahead of them.

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It’s luck of the Irish day ☘️ here in America. Are you going to come celebrate w... https://t.co/Lr8h5CjKog

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@ChristyMack Christy is essentially saying boobs > beer