Theresa & Cash

We're here to tell you how important it is to explain shit to your kids. Seriously. If you don't, someone else will. 👩‍👦🗣️

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

Words. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/ERYIZVY3Fh

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

SulkyKid: "Are you going to come tuck me in and kiss me goodnight, like a mom."

Me: "Excuse me?"

SulkyKid: "I don't know why that just came out of my mouth."

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

Me: "Today is Wednesday, right?"

SulkyKid: *nods*

Me: "Oh, like it even matters at this point."

SulkyKid: *starts laughing & gets up to come hug me*

Me: "No, I reject your pity. I do not want your pity… https://t.co/dSpkDZjlIy

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

I literally can't even. I literally shouldn't even. It's his grade, not mine. #icanthelpit #analretentive #onlinelearning #justtryingtohelp https://t.co/EVk1tqk2eu

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

Me: "If you don't stop breathing in my face and making mouth noises in my ear, I'm going to punch you in the face."

#iwouldntdothat #imightdothat #whathappensinquarantinestaysinquarantine https://t.co/lveWjG2VsR

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

Me: "Ok, so now that you have checked all of your classes online, we are going to start on the kitchen because today is Get the Kitchen Clean Day!"

SulkyKid: "Is that, like, a national holiday?"

Me: (writing on the… https://t.co/H5sVlkMXTL

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

My bubby is back. Let the real quarantining begin! https://t.co/fkv40kjwpY

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

Ren Faire Day! There will be a blog post in the very near future about letting your kids express themselves! Stay tuned!
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[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

C: "What does Netflix & Chill mean?"

M: "Watch Netflix & hookup."

#explainstyk #explainshittoyourkids

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

The website, https://t.co/ulruoBSUCv, is up and sort of running. Still editing a couple posts, and organizing the site, but there is stuff to look at! Check it out follow on all social media!

[Theresa & Cash @explainstyk]

A very belated Happy New Year. We're getting closer to actually launching the blog that will lead to the podcast that we initially dreamed up a year ago.

I have a couple posts ready to go as soon as we launch, so I will keep y'all posted!