Shrimps Prawnson

shrimp/prawnson
I like frogs but don't know anything about them

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

I just be saying shit sometimes

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

Fire giant cancelled on twitter dot com for saying nword

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

Maybe Im maturing later than most, maybe I'm just uneducated and inexperienced with life, either way the futures uncertainty is terrifying

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

It's probably because I'm not very mature or I'm just a loser but the idea of intimacy and having someone I can be completely comfortable and close with is so attractive, but the practice of it scares me so so much.

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

I get all these scenarios in my head and then I think "what if they actually happened" and it makes me think, I can't talk. my social life has been so thoroughly torched by my own self confidence that I can't do anything but freeze or hover with friends when someone speaks

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

Growing in life is such a weird thing to do, all of a sudden everything flips and now I have these habits that I don't like and want to get rid of but it's so fucking hard to get rid of them and that's so frustrating to me.

[EllyBelle ⚡️🪫 Squirrel Vtuber @ellybellevtuber]

I’m not the best but I will succeed because I always choose to turn down the voice that tells me to give up

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

you guys can guess my favorite series ?

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

i hate it here

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

"I hate you and your magic lil hands gayboy"

-My brother

[Mayne ⚔︎ @mayniarck]

Shokooo the ladies aren't breathingggggg with that tight ass bra take them offff so they could breathe easierrrrr ahagahahahaj 👀 👀

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

I have never once had a bad Arby's experience

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[DscottPlays - Fire Emblem: Fortunes Weave @dscottplays]

@charlieINTEL This should make everyone mad.

They are essentially charging $100 for the full game and sticking an "Ultimate Edition" label on it to make you feel better.

If you said ANYTHING about Nintendo's $80 games, you should be making the biggest stink right now.

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

Maladaptive daydreaming got me so hard that I got out my vacuum and unwound the cord, went and grabbed the extension cord to use for that specific spot and then brought it to the vacuum, rewound the cord on the vacuum and then took the extension cord back to where it was

[moved @Ellybelleee]

🗣️ wow elly you’re kinda cool

me at 11pm in my bed hallucinating images in my head over and over to a very specific song on a loop & redoing said scenario for hours until I fall asleep from exhaustion because one of the characters didn’t say the line right or started spazzing out of the plot: “Y-yeah I guess I am!”

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

I need more water. That's it

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

I was reading a tweet and then it got thanos snapped out of existence before my very eyes

[Shrimps Prawnson @explodingfishy]

I love it when I tell someone that this happened this way and then two days later they ask about it again and say "oh I thought it happened this other way" despite me telling them how it happened

[Storm (PMA ARC INCOMING) @_Stormow]

“Genji is this” “genji is that”. I want to have sex with bunny Domina.