Girth, Wind and Fire

30s guy in SoCal following interesting pages. NSFW acct. 18/21+ only. Emoji abuser. Replies=think pieces. Retweets=memes/misc. shit. Browse accordingly 💁🏿‍♂️

[Girth, Wind and Fire @ExplorativeSoul]

Eh. I did the thing.

[lijah 🫀 @arthoelijah]

entering the workforce again after an unholy period of unemployment

[KYLE 🖕🏽 @thekillakay_]

Just found $6 in my dirty clothes

[Nux @mherlihy0816]

I'll show myself out

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Joe Jackson from ‘MICHAEL’ will debut as a roaming character this year at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood.

(Source: @UniversalPics)

[FREE TAXSTONE! @Diamy_TV]

I was bartending and this girl with her ass out in a tennis skirt asked if there were any specials. I told her we had lemon drips for $9.50 baby girl said “whew I gotta someone up here to pay for this” I thought she was joking, but she spent the next hour FaceTiming men, nobody came. Yal gotta get your lives together.

[tv dinner guy (TVDG) @ITweetDinners]

If universal is hiring hot latinas to act like they’re obsessed with me I will deadass be there every single fucking night

[𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔬 𖤐 @chicodeinfierno]

helppppppppppp my yt patient at work found out I was an only child and they go “a mexican only child what the hell happened there” 😭😭😭😭😭

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

Nothing should require an app. There should always be an alternative. You should always be able to leave your cell phone at home or not own one at all. This applies to everything but especially for something as basic as parking.

[Niggaless Cage @afriasian]

This is dumb funny lmfaooooo

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

A man who can’t/won’t turn down pussy is not a man you can trust

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I wish LinkedIn would allow comments on job postings because some of these companies need to be dragged, roasted, and reprimanded.

[Lucas 🦇 @vlucasrocha]

o problema é não ter tempo e nem dinheiro

[HERretha Franklin ♈️ @ZariaFknLinton]

I’m over the stigma of casual sex. If yall both healthy and consenting, who cares if yall just wanna fuck.

[glocky @chefkumquat]

dis is not a fuckin charcuterie board lmao

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

One of the cruelest things poverty takes from you is the freedom to make mistakes. Every decision has to work.

[OG Purpz @ChalePurpleThis]

Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche