VIV MACTAVISH

𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 … // PARODY “ i love you and i will love you until i die “ @AGXNTZERO

[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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… 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘐 𝘢𝘮

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[ً @warswept]

stab the body and it heals, but injure the heart and the wound lasts a lifetime.

[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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… tell me more

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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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ye may be fit but ahm no’ crashing wi’ my brother for ye

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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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why?

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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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‘e told me to ‘get ‘ome safe’ so ahm gonna crash my car. cannae let a man win.

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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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we’ll see

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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THANK YE YA WON’ REGRET IT.
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

@AGXNTZERO https://t.co/Q4y8HgPqmb THEYRW TOO CUTE 😭😭😭

[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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jesus okay fine! one more chance

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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oh my god viv . give ‘im jus’ another chance fer me ‘n ah won’t push it again.
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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ah let ‘im around the bairn cause i ken ‘es not dangerous or owt. just nae my cuppa tea

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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if ye love me yer gonnae make it work ‘n yer nawt tellin’ ‘im yer scared of ‘im.
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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we make small talk and tha’s it, john! we donnae ‘ave owt in common

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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aye .ᐟ ‘es jus’ a wee bit off puttin’ when yah first meet ‘im . not sayin’ ye need tae go tae the pub wit ‘im every weekend ‘m sayin’ it’d be nice if yah got along .
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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ye cannae use that as an excuse when ah don’ wanna be best mates wi’ yer weird fiancé!

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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yer gonnae talk to ‘im . yer stressin’ out the babies .
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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‘es nae a baby. ‘e can ‘andle someone not being ‘is biggest fan

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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‘es gonnae think yah ‘ate ‘im ‘n ‘m gonna have tae deal wit it .ᐟ
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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nae! the families big enough for me ta avoid ‘im

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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oh come on .ᐟ ahm gonnae arrange the both of ya tae go do somethin’ fun . ‘es gonnae be at a lot more family stuff anyways, yeah ?
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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why are ye making ‘im sound like a bug. and there’s no way ‘es scared of me, look at ‘im!

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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he really is more scared of you than you are of ‘im . talk tae ‘im.ᐟ
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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nae saying ‘es a bad guy or owt, ah just … avoid ‘im

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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‘es ah big ‘ole baby, v! and ye cannae exactly tell me now that yer scared of ‘im .
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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cause ‘es a scary guy!

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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well yer actin’ all scared o’ ‘im .ᐟ
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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oh away ah dinnae need ta ken tha’!

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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only me it doesn’t count .
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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looks like ‘e bites

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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oh my god, v. hes a big baby . doesn’t bite and he aint gonnae bother yah .
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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john the lads terrifying! i donnae ken ‘ow you find ‘im attractive

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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trust me .
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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ah donnae think that’s true

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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‘es more scared of you than you are of ‘im .
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[VIV MACTAVISH @explosivesister]

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… he scares me

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 @D0GTAAG]

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call simon !
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