Cosmic Cunt

your dad’s walk of shame • will do anything for the bit • smarter than 5 gay rats • doer of say gex • the problem

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

liking men is a disease and i am terminally ill

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

skinny balls? how do they remove the balls’ appetite?

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

what’s the opposite of legendary? arm without lactose intolerance?

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

it’s a name because it’s a name name

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

art imitates life imitates art

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

Omfg you people seriously can’t do anything

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

this is unironically what it felt like this past week to watch the lesbians and galasians (gay men) on gay twitter fight each other over tv representation instead of getting mad at the straights for fetishizing our struggles for their entertainment, mama a colosseum behind you…

[ًًً @euvittinha]

quando um gay e uma lésbica fizeram história

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

thinking about the time i was in my quantum mechanics lecture at 19 y/o in college and my friend was whispering to me about how she doesn’t understand why every hotel room needs to have a cuck chair and i get a silent haptic notification on my phone from “Jim 61” on grindr…

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

nothing like a little friendly neighborhood exhibitionism to solve the “fertility crisis” (aka the housing/living crisis)

[New York Post @nypost]

Minneapolis may legalize adult bathhouses - allowing adults to engage in sexual activity https://t.co/OTnhxHth3q

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

your god is fake and also you’re hot… your god is fake, wanna have sex?… you’re too pretty to believe in fake god… hey sexy, your god is fake…

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

the straights should stop using the word twink because we gave yall a few chances but it seems yall cant be trusted to not be misogynistic/body shame men so your privileges are revoked, also stop shaming men for peeing sitting down, your misogyny is showing and it’s not cute

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

jesus rose on the third day of weebcon and in order to punish me for my sins, he turned coke into pepsi

[Dia @Diameansday]

How it feels to have literally no one like your posts

[birdy @magp3ye]

Im assembling a team

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

“You know, people grow whether they want to or not. But growing up is something you got to decide to do.” -greg universe

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

ugh women are so awesome they deserve their own planet, i’d drag all the men away from earth for them if i could 😞

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

The way she single handedly made winter feel shorter https://t.co/A3GtzAD6H8

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

me when i get with guys and girls who like guys and girls as a guy and a girl…

gender is a game and im winning

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

i don’t think that humans are physically designed to handle the quantity of rejection that americans in their 20’s are currently experiencing daily in every direction and i’m not surprised that suicide rates in that demographic have skyrocketed…

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

like i’m literally just so tired of this yall, and it doesn’t help that the fandom solely consists of women being creepy towards gay men and gay men who want to fuck the leads

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

tell me why i cant go a single day of my miserable life without being reminded about heated rivalry, its just a bad show, if you like watching gay men fuck constantly and suffer for no reason then its good, i don’t care how cinematic or well acted it is if the story is still shit

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

what a man queefs in his free time is his business and no one else’s

[Cosmic Cunt @explothion]

the internet is literally a microcosm of the human condition