fight broke out at marr earlier this evening, katie read and joseph mckenna got into a royal rumble next to the bike shed, heard the cracks from my own house. my bets on katie winning coz no offence joseph’s a wee tad of a gimp #ufc#gettingbatteredwt#twobomb#fuckthehmp
so apparently everyone has tested positive for corona. not me tho, only thing iv tested positive for is having the fattest back in the shire. stay safe guys #bhunda#marrisriddled
having a boy round for the first time is a nerve wracking experience. a perfect example of this is when @mcintoshcara1 had her toy boy cameron bratton round to sit on the bed and stare. akward if you ask me #staringcontest#virgins
heard there was a fight between @EwanMcmurtrie and @sophieagnew_ last weekend, couldn’t say how bad it was all i know was they both left with bruises #someoneshungry#sneakylink
3 ways are always a hit on the hub, but i never thought id see the day @CaraMurdoch and @Coutne55380966 were on there knees for derren in the woods. #sharingscaring#dirtyderren
golf is a sport loved by many people in troon, everyone and there grandad have played on that course. but @Orla04x has a different way of playing on that field and it’s not just golf balls she’s handling #tigerwoods#theopen
a little birdie told me that a few years ago a girl in our school sent the same inappropriate pic to both @andrewramage13 and @AidanJKane
brutal the fact they didnt get there own premium pic each. @oliviacolgan4 u done these poor boys dirty. #onlyfans#notearslefttocry
one thing iv learned about going to marr is that most people aren’t who you think they are. for example iv heard a few rumours that @sophieagnew_ is a freak in the sheets. #notsosecrethookup#wap
some people are lady magnets, some people are men magnets. but @zooooeclark seems to be a pedo magnet. and by pedo i mean most of the older boys in marr. #thankgodforthatringdoorbell
so after exams is tomorrow, wonder who will be sneaking off to the bushes for a quickie???? my bets on @Logxn_3 and any minor within a 5 mile radius #s4srun#wantalift
i like to compare people i know as objects, one person in particular reminds me of a wrecking ball. Because all she does is homewreck #urnotmileycyris#closeurlegs@_chelseajeffrey
Good evening to my fellow Marr pupils. This account is not for softies who will take what is said to heart. This account is made to offend those that attend Marr college. Get ready to be exposed both teachers and pupils. No secret will be left untold. xoxo N.N