Tyler Mixon

Enjoyer of Peter Millar, #beer , and Costco’s $1.50 hot dog. 10.4 handicap. Enthusiastic hockey and golf fan. #MAGA2024. Angel Reese hater. #RollTide

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@ReggieCarries Sounds like a predicament. Best of luck reg.

-Ty mix

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@GeraldMacphee Fly to Eastern Africa for 7 days. Take a tour of a nearby village. Tell the tour guide you are from America and your grandparents recently passed away and left you a fortune. Tell him you need 3 camels and from now on for him to call you at your new phone number (911).

-Ty mix

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

Just wanted to revisit this. Said this when he was on hole 4. Didn’t get to watch much #fuck but a 60 from my 👑. Love to see that

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

Scottie firing out there right now. No longer a betting man but fuck I haven’t seen this side of Scottie all year. He’s hot. Bet he’s going to win this tournament. #travelers

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@GeraldMacphee Can u plz pass along dealer info? Asking for a friend…

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

Really want to buy the new Sunday 4 Vessel bag but I’m about 90% sure the wife will chop my balls off. Already mentioned selling my clubs for the $ and pretty sure she’d lose it over this one. Do I bite the bullet?

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@Pizzapocket420 @Clarenceb234 Hey pal. Just saw this one. Fuck

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

Scottie firing out there right now. No longer a betting man but fuck I haven’t seen this side of Scottie all year. He’s hot. Bet he’s going to win this tournament. #travelers

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

Tuesday’s goneeeeeee with the wind😜

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

I can’t lie even Wyndham being 6 shots up has to be pretty scary being in the final group with Scottie. Have to think Clark drops a few today but still Scottie needs to go low. I think -6 or -7 is winning score #usopen

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@GeraldMacphee Nasty gold glove that pitchers hate throwing to. Good eye, long at bats, can pump it deep

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

Sitting at the office today and my boss tells me I have to take a compliance test before I can start my work. I go “you want me to take your test I’ll take your test” and she just stands there and looks at me awkwardly. Haven’t stopped thinking about it since #chinmusic #miracle

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@JohnCox2324 New vessel Sunday 4 stand bag if you ever walk

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@GeraldMacphee No worries ger. Haven’t touched the ice since finals week. #expand #checkedout

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@GeraldMacphee Oh baby

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

So I’m going to weigh my opinion on this debate… Busch lite apple sweep. Still a good stew but I got #bapple in 4 #nhlplayoffs #loyaltotheoil

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@Pizzapocket420 Not at all

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

@GeraldMacphee Little butter beer how are ya pal

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

We serious? Skinny jeans and boots? #shrink

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

Watching the Sabres game with a Sabres fan tonight. Therefore I am a Sabres fan. LFG BUFFALO #skosabres

[Tyler Mixon @exretiredcop15]

Today is the Kentucky Derby. I’m no horse expert but I really love brown horses. I got So Happy win, Commandment show, and Chief Wallabee show. Have a couple stews and watch some horses run. Have a day

- Ty Mix