Paul

Stuck in Texas for 33 years

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@ninaturner One of the biggest lies about conservative/Republican voters is that they are ideologically consistent re: fiscal conservatism.

Fact is, they just don't like it when "handouts" go to "others". Conservatives LOVE handouts when they get them. See: Medicare, child tax credit, etc

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@ggreenwald @aaronjmate Don't speak this into existence pls

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@Jackapp92122906 @Chandler_Rome I know, I’m saying no Dubon at all since Chas is better against both righties and lefties. Dusty’s hatred of Chas is getting old as fuck.

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@Jackapp92122906 @Chandler_Rome Dubon has a .450 OPS against righties. Chas is over .600. Bad take.

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@midzee4 FOR REAL. I like Maldy overall but he calls way too many fastballs for Urquidy and Garcia in pitcher's counts. Urquidy's changeup is excellent and (until now) underused.

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@Chandler_Rome Gotta give Click credit, he was an incredible pickup.

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@KyleKulinski That is a LUDICROUS amount of money. His steadfast commitment to the bit makes a lot more sense now.

What was that from? Advertizing and gay frog dick pills?

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@jkwdbu @ColumbusTrey @michaelschwab13 Which Chas is significantly better than Dubon in. Dubon has a 2% success rate added in CF, Chas has 5%, best for 5th in the league. League leader Siri is at 7%. There is ZERO justification for starting Dubon over Chas.

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@Astros224 @HeyyRB He strikes out less than 25% of the ABs, only 2% more than league average. Meyers is at 35%. Learn baseball.

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@stocky370 @AstrosOptimism2 You would trade a 25 year old with a career ERA+ 2 points lower than Castillo's and under team control AND is on an insanely cheap contract for a 29-year-old who has never so much as SNIFFED the k/9 rate and WHIP that Javier has this year?

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@TentyQuarantino I've been a Chas stan from the start of the season. Getting told Jake would be "SO MUCH BETTER" by everyone only for them to now be quiet as mice is both hilarious and annoying.

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@CatJova I think at this point COVID has a case of Joe Biden

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@Chandler_Rome Where was this long leash for Chas at the beginning of the year?

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@Chandler_Rome Still have yet to see anything justifying the organization's adoration of Meyers. Just don't get it. He and Chas are identical in the field stats-wise and Chas is hitting some 120-130 OPS points higher.

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@ninaturner Shocking that a bunch of boring ass white people would prefer the most boring ass white dude to ever exist

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@AstrosFan86 @trevstros @TuvesTongue @TickingTurtle Chas has a .760 OPS, good for around 10th among CFers. I don't think you trade someone who is in the top 1/3 of players at his position for a guy who *may* be good. Big difference between AAA and MLB (just look at Siri)

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@Seany_buttz4 Hell yeah, they are on the right track then. In calculating costs for the next 18 years, it might be cheaper for us to just buy a cow considering how much milk they drink lol

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@adams_at It's been the same story all year. Why this organization doesn't mandate more PT for Chas, particularly against lefties, will never make sense to me. Meyers doesn't look better at all yet for whatever reason the Astros decided from day 1 he was the CFer of the future? At a loss.

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@terrornauts @mtaibbi lol imagine Stanning this hard only for the object of your knob-slobbery to wholesale reject your praise for all to see

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@JenD1974 LeSsEr oF tWo eViLs