Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH

Alex. she/her. Masshole. public health wonk. green square kinda leftist. medieval & revolutionary history slut.

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

anyway let's talk about the REAL girlbosses of the French Revolution

[✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩 @MarxoidNess]

Top ten things that have never happened

[James Vincent @jjvincent]

nice argument. however, i've already depicted myself as the chad boethius, smiling over my hindu-arabic numerals, and you as the soyjack pythagoras, struggling to match my calculations with your reckoning board

[leah @evenstqrs]

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because “it’s not december yet’ but i’m simply too seated

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

LFGGGGGG

[Werwulf @werwulfmovie]

Do not dread the darkness. Embrace it.

Robert Eggers' WERWULF is only in theaters this Christmas.

[Sensei Kraken Zero @YearOfTheKraken]

Usha is literally saying "I'm not from a broken family so I didn't feel the need to convert to another religion"

Holy Shit

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

@shaunvlog_

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

Are the Australians aware they are not playing rugby atm

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

broke: this is vandalism
woke: no, it's just fun
bespoke: statues of slave owners don't belong on Boston Common

[mari tar𝓰𝓪𝓰ryen de lionᴄᴜɴᴛ @targagdlioncunt]

tf is bloodraven doing here bro

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

@_glorianas @SophiedeGrouchy We don't even have to go that far back! like keeping with the same examples Bosnia wasn't even established as a country until after South Africa moved to end apartheid and was like 2 years old when the 1994 elections in SA ended it fully. It's just such a smooth brain take

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

Imagine having such dogshit leftist analysis because you won't remove your tongue from Chomsky's pedophile ass that you actually argue Bosnia is a more evil country *checks notes* apartheid era South Africa???

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

Most evil countries of all time (since circa 1000) world cup edition

1. usa

2. england
3. france
4. spain
5. germany
6. japan
7. belgium
8. netherlands
9. scotland
10. portugal
11. canada
12. australia
13. turkey
14. bosnia & herzegovina
15. croatia

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

@_glorianas Genuinely I think it's probably Chomsky worship because dude is an OG Bosnian genocide denier and did a number on a specific group of leftists who refuse to comprehend any geopolitics beyond "America and NATO bad"

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

@_glorianas @SophiedeGrouchy Ehhh that one is maybe more murky when you factor in uh. Everything France did in Haiti since apparently this is since 1000 CE (???) but Bosnia higher than South Africa and Austria?? Genuinely fucking unhinged lol

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

@_glorianas Arguing that a country that had a genocide done against it is somehow more evil than a country that produced and eagerly collaborated with the all time genocide guy feels like a sign of brain lesions that deserves clinical evaluation

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People have to start gofundmes to pay for cancer treatment

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

@_glorianas Maybe a hot take but it actually feels like an incredibly depressing reflection of the current American social landscape lol

[Minoan Snake Goddess Appreciator, MPH @externalghost]

It's crazy how much cooler the US women's national teams are while the men's teams are just giant disappointments like every time

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Last night, we received a message of support from POTUS ahead of our World Cup journey.

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

Around this time of year, some New Englanders experience an unfamiliar sensation called "happiness." It will pass.