Amazing Human Slash Genius

Nerdiness and innuendo.

Any pronouns.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

Elefantimorph themed social media:

@[email protected]

If you can't find me there use the same username at https://t.co/j7GKWq42WG

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

Today is a good day to remind people that becoming a victim doesn't bestow on someone knowledge about crime prevention.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@Linothel Yep a couple of NI bills passed that year.

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Do not call US "prison labor" by those words. It is slavery, and lawful under the 13th Amendment.

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

If McDonald's supply chain (they're the largest purchaser of beef in THE WORLD) is dependent on prison labor being paid under $1/hour...

The implications are so SYSTEMIC that it means you have to throw out everything you've been taught to believe about how the "economy" works.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@HKesvani

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@freyamarske Oh no you are in none of the cities I am in at the same time that I am in them

....oh wait never mind.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@GailSimone Knowledge is knowing that the Monster is not Frankenstein.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

why are you pointy and aquadynamic? You're in space!

Space nazis going for aesthetic over practicality like dumbwits.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

Okay I'll say it.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@AskNationwide Yes Marcus I know that this sometimes happens. It happens more often than not. The problem is that I don't like having to skip meals because google wallet is unusable.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

Love having to skip meals because @AskNationwide contactless only works like 60% of the time. It's totally not super embarrassing to have to reshelve my lunch with plummeting blood sugar. The future is great.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

(Do I also love that the only way to get anywhere close to customer service these days is to use the fascist xeet app? Do I ever!?)

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

My sis was denied TWICE from the heart transplant list due to “noncompliance.” A 27 yr old BW w/2 kids.

The noncompliance? Not always liking hospital food, missing meds b/c NURSES didn’t wake her up, & panic attacks seen as “aggressive.” She died 2 months after the last denial.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@GailSimone No Gail, he had a burrito.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@turquoiselau @BadMedicalTakes I think she means she knows more than one woman who is 61 or older? I had to reread though

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@mandelslime That's not my question?

Never mind though, I got a good idea of where you're coming from. Thanks.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@JennaMoquin @KatyMontgomerie I reckon you could apply that same argument to King though. I mean - the Shining, IT, Shawshank Redemption?

If we're restricting ourselves to living authors and ruling out Dickens and Doyle, then maybe James Patterson?

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@mandelslime @DrFrancesRyan No, you are (presumably) a human with opinions that I'm interested in learning about. "What is Lord Mendelslime's opinion on grammar schools?" isn't a useful google term.

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@mandelslime @DrFrancesRyan What do you think the important difference is?

[Amazing Human Slash Genius @Extinction65mya]

@mandelslime @DrFrancesRyan Why do Grammar Schools have a much lower percentage of FSM-eligible pupils than average?