Teagan

Grad student, TV watcher, writer of funny things.

[Teagan @extraThursday]

@FullFrontalSamB I flew in from Toronto to be part of today’s audience, and I’m PRAYING I’ll make it. SAVE NE A SEAT SAM!!!

[Teagan @extraThursday]

@MaintenancePod I’m going to need Aubrey’s “It’s not going to get less exhausting!” ditty as a ringtone please ❤️❤️

[Teagan @extraThursday]

@TedLasso that’s it, that’s the whole show! #tedlasso #roykent #bestFakeChristmasEver

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DAMN YOU SPACE DRAMA #ForAllMankind

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@MaintenancePod Just listened and yelled CANARY IN A COLON MINE out loud. My cat remains unimpressed.

[Teagan @extraThursday]

I've never *felt* a tweet in my heart as much as this one.

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

I HAVE 17 CANS OF DUNCAN HINES FROSTING AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. BACK THE HELL OFF!

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

We are giving away *actual* stamps to 5,000 people to support @USPS! Please help us by picking your favorite design:

[Canadian Telecommunications Association @CanadaTelecoms]

The COVID-19 crisis highlights the importance of policies that encourage investment in telecom infrastructure. Facilities-based competition is not a theory, it’s essential. https://t.co/NvpetPsUHh

[Teagan @extraThursday]

No one told me @realDonaldTrump was visiting Ottawa!

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@OCTranspoLive Could we get a 3 second “this is an announcement” intro to the actual announcement so we can all take off our headphones? I keep missing it! #octranspo @OCTranspo

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Shout out to the @StarbucksCanada peeps in Ottawa on Metcalf, only one espresso machine and they are hustling like CHAMPS!!!

[Teagan @extraThursday]

Help me Rebecca Guzzi, you're my only hope to find that proper fantastic ring Madison wears at the end of AHS: Apocalypse episode "It Must Be ... Satan."

[Frocktalk @Frocktalk]

UCLA Alumna uses costume design to craft characters' auras in 'American Horror Story' - https://t.co/QYf0CL0jax REBECCA GUZZI

[Teagan @extraThursday]

That. Huh.

[Teagan @extraThursday]

@CAwkward #AwkwardFriday Advice for Interview Brainspace for a Super Awesome Job interview about 3 months after being dismissed for “fit” - and still working through it!! (she/her)

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@StarbucksCanada Kevin at the Scotiabank Plaza location KILLED IT today when the printer broke for online orders - kept it cool and calm and organized - he's The Best! #starbuckscanada #starbucks #EmployeeGoals

[Teagan @extraThursday]

@CraveTVHelp Quick question! Which version of Blade Runner is that on the platform?

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Duck duck duck oops https://t.co/i9G0PX7uhl

[Teagan @extraThursday]

Hi @Shedoesthecity, I would love an elegant evening in the city, please send me to Dîner en Blanc! #DEBTO2015

[Teagan @extraThursday]

@OrphanBlack If I were to have a brother, I hope he'd be just like Felix. But in reality, he'd probably be more Allison. #CloneClub