Patches

Funny loser man

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As a victim of flase SA accusations as well, I feel for @Kwite. Little feels worse then having you're life derailed by someone you attempted to help and care for. Stand stong, man. It gets easier. <3

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Boys, its offical. I have the best girlfriend to ever exist and if you disagree, you're just wrong.

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Second date is tomorrow, boys. Dropping League of Legends really does fix your life.

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Fuck, first date is tomorrow at 4:30. I’m fuckin excited and scared.

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Met her at work, btw. I’ve seen her in real life.

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Y’all won’t believe this… I got a date. I’m no longer alone. Bro… I’m so happy. And yes, she’s real.

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

@PyroALTcynical Sorry, I am unwell

[Patches @extrabraindead]

A.) I made the mistake of getting Tinder
B.) I discovered that I auto-swipe left to everyone because I know I’m way outta most of their leagues.
C.) This makes it so I cannot find a match…. I.e…. The entire point of tinder.

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@pokayLIVE I’d die. Like, on the spot. My tiny lil heart would cease function and my organs would start to shut down like a Windows 98 riddled with viruses made by bored college computer science majors.

[aches @AchesGamin]

Shout out to all the people getting laid today

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@Stryxo Bros layin on the hospital bed like he was the one who gave birth.

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I WILL find someone who loves me. I WILL find someone who loves me. I WILL find someone who loves me. I WILL find someone who loves me. I WILL find someone who loves me. I WILL find someone who loves me. I WILL find someone who loves me.

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@traffordanonym Four

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Nothing makes me crave death more then waking up just a few minutes before your alarm goes off.

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@silverkujo_ 🍊/🍌

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@Kwite As a Jew, I must say that we are all members of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang. The brew is only available to fellow SWMGish people

[Patches @extrabraindead]

I fuckin love how the first word to describe America is “hamburger”

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@pokimanelol Y’all. Correct me if I’m wrong cause I don’t watch Twitch. Isn’t Pokimane’s whole career based on her looks??? If you make your money from your attractiveness, doesn’t that mean you’re cool with sexualization? (As long as it gives you money). Idk I might be dumb.

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@libsoftiktok Nah. Teaching kids to treat sexuality and race as just a part of being human is massively important. If kids aren’t raised thinking being gay or black is “normal”, then we continue to raise people who think it’s not “normal” to be a man that likes men or to have more melanin.

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@Krinios I’m 18