Patrick Kawahara

Carnitas Burrito Fried Chicken Rice Bowl.

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

In retrospect, seeing Red Panda perform at the halftime show during the 2017 @warriors championship run will forever be my, “take me back to that” moment. #RedPanda #2017Dubs #OracleArena

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

I see people walking around the airport barefoot and wonder what that kind of uncensored freedom feels like.

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

Taking an at home Covid test and coming up negative feels kind of like buyers remorse but also like winning $2 on a scratcher. I’m confused with how okay I am with this level of mild spice.

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

It was 2021 but then it wasn’t but it still kind of is even though it’s not.

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

Baggage claims are the great equalizers.

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Do we know the status of this is what we can have do for this approval for the meeting tomorrow today first round finals by EOD no rush ASAP. Thx. Cheers. #forevermonday

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

The notification sound on @SlackHQ commercials give me instant anxiety.

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@gucci @Mattel have officially entered the bot industry. #hotwheels

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

Using a public bathroom these days feels like Russian roulette.

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

Apple Watch telling me to “breathe” while I’m pooping. Thanks.

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Trying to decide if I care should not be part of my job description.

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

Flonase, you the real mvp. #kd #flonase

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

Circular toilet seats are not it.

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@josh_green6 @nba_topshot ExtraCarnitas and The Don!!!

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@josh_green6 hit me with that pack

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

@amazon needs an option for when I buy something, instead of shipping me that item, it mails me a piece of paper that says "We have put this money towards paying off your credit card debt." Just let me fake shop please.

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

It's 5:30pm and it's still light enough for me not to be depressed. #PNW

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

I hope history books have video playback so kids can see that this shit actually happened.

[Patrick Kawahara @extracarnitas]

As soon as it hits 2pm, it feels like a Friday.