Lex

A humble dinosaur miner.

[Lex @extraeyeemerges]

@JasonKPargin That's three times the number of people in my whole town. Jesus Christ.

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Cartoons are becoming real

I just saw a guy with a half inch black outline around his entire body

[Miikoto🇻🇦 @Moth865]

All remakes should come with a port of the original for free

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[Jake Christie @TheJakeChristie]

when I went to vote yesterday, the poll worker complimented how much my signature matched the one on file and for some reason that made me feel really good lmao

[ris @tangermusic]

people who say "would of" are kind've insufferable

[Lex @extraeyeemerges]

@99_999_965 @Peppymintyy @gloopbastard Google is terrible now, but people literally won't even read the plain language text that 100% explains what they need to do in the actual message they're complaining about.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

You couldn't make The Office today. Today is almost over. You'd have to do it tomorrow at earliest.

[Stay-At-Home Sinko @HeyItsSinko64]

“American bread is cake” damn it sounds like y’all’s cake sucks ass

[Ash @newashcamp]

I would probably chew 5 Gum if there was even a single fucking way to know what it might be like first

[Jake Christie @TheJakeChristie]

a "Widow's Peak" is a type of hairline, but "Widows... peak" is what you say when you're thinking fondly of Steve McQueen's 2018 crime thriller

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Are we doomed? I did an interview with the Are We Doomed podcast on the NPR network to talk about optimism for the future and why people online have such a weirdly negative reaction to it:

https://t.co/V029qtjGJv

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

The important thing for foreigners to understand is that literally every single visitor to the USA gets treated exactly like this

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @taste_of_tbone]

don't think games can be art? come back to me after you've played a pixel-art walking simulator about the developer reckoning with their depressed uncle's recent divorce

[Lex @extraeyeemerges]

@edennnkk Kids these days think if you can see individual polygons at all, it's PS1. But with actual PS1, you could count the fucking triangles.

[tomie @tomieinlove]

The French folding buttery dough 1000 times to make the flakiest croissant is spiritually isomorphic to the Japanese folding steel 1000 times to make the strongest katana

[Lex @extraeyeemerges]

@TheJakeChristie Because they thought they were too cool to make a He-Man movie.

[zero @zerowoolfe]

Guy who believes the Michelle Obama MTF conspiracy theories but he isn't transphobic so it doesn't really change anything for him

[Lex @extraeyeemerges]

@bugcel_ It's basically a small industrial accident that happens to your follicles.