do any of these. little fuckers

Worker at a Company. Prick, Loser, Fraud. US Citizen, 100% people-funded, no Lobbyist $. (No money at all)

[do any of these. little fuckers @extrafriesplz]

to be known

[Steve Jones @stevejones20]

They gonna talk about this Dylan Harper shot over breakfast tacos with some potatoes in them.

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

[do any of these. little fuckers @extrafriesplz]

@RealKingRamses Hahahaha you’re welcome

[do any of these. little fuckers @extrafriesplz]

This is cool but “Relief” is cowardly. Let’s not mince words in 2026.

“Poops and pees for all New Yorkers”

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

More public restrooms across our city?
Relief for all New Yorkers.

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

If god forbid a leftist like Hasan Piker were killed, a lot of centrist Dems wouldn’t even publicly mourn him. The idea that any GOP governor would fly flags at half mast for him, like Dem govs are doing for Kirk, is beyond laughable. That’s the imbalance we have in this country.

[Ravi Mangla @ravi_mangla]

Number of Google News results in the past seven days for:

- Cracker Barrel logo design: 331,000 news clips
- National Guard in DC: 230,000 news clips
- Israeli strike killing five journalists: 43,600 news clips

[do any of these. little fuckers @extrafriesplz]

i love saying “no pun intended” after not making a pun. good to remind people that i know what i’m doing

[Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick]

Again, the fact that centrist Democrats are outright refusing to quit and endorse the nominee should really be a national story with seismic implications. It’s a stunning repudiation of everything they’ve said to discipline the left for years, a literal splitting of the party.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Apparently Iran cannot be trusted with powerful weapons. Which totally makes sense since they haven't attacked a single country in 300 years and Israel has attacked five in one year

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The language of manufacturing consent:

🇮🇱: Preemptive strikes
🇮🇷: Escalation

🇮🇱: Warns
🇮🇷: Threatens

🇮🇱: Targets
🇮🇷: Attacks

🇮🇱: Government
🇮🇷: Regime

🇮🇱: Right to self-defense
🇮🇷: Condemnations

🇮🇱: Sophisticated military (has nukes)
🇮🇷: Nuclear threat (has no nukes)

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

💀

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and Marjorie Taylor Greene are fighting harder to prevent war than Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris.

[frankie @frankieats]

it’s a really good thing cherries have pits. it’s like a slow feeder dog bowl for a guy like me who loves cherries in a way that’s dangerous to my digestive system. if they were any easier to eat i’d be cherry sick every day of summer

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

big day for guys who keep asking Grok if this is true

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

if they fight it out, our country’s secretary of education can oversee the match

[kos @kostancaaa__]

el*n on his insta story tn:

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Today is like 9/11 for guys who call women "females"

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I wish Biden were alive to see this