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argumentative antithetical dream girl

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sometimes you just need to go outside

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when you think about it duloc really is a perfect place

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dogs out at work this feels illegal

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do you not feel like a loser setting up a tripod at the gym

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it is hot as balls (i checked)

[the Barbie bop. @rossisongo]

The resounding negative response to this is so typical. This is why he’s not political, cause y’all don’t get it, & ur not actually queer. You just do gay shit. You subvert gender, but the subversion is still heteronormative. To think you know better than what he’s been through?

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just vacuumed a spider off the ceiling can’t wait to not feel safe the rest of the day

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@tacobell you cannot be serious

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not the grindr bots using selfies from my old tumblr mutuals 😭

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gonna start posting like a twitter gay to my 184 followers

[meowwww @cncmeoww]

this and getting slapped till i cry

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he’s hot but he did a photo shoot with his golden retriever

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this was my heated rivalry

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when i like a story its a platonic expression of support, but when my story gets liked it’s an act of desperate sexual desire

[Moog 🍉 @Moognific]

I am so bored of DL men

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find my friends should add the local time for people in other time zones when you’re looking at their location

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never forget when i was talking to a pilot and he was snapchatting me from the cockpit

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older man on grindr cannot wrap his head around how a 26 year old knows about anne rice’s novels…

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dictating your email address to someone over the phone is a very specific form of hell

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me to the host at texas roadhouse