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This music festival sucks

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*Blacked our girl at a party*

Everyone: “Oh my god are you ok? Do you need to go home? What’s wrong?”

*Blacked our guy at a party*

Everyone: “Yo Chad I bet you won’t eat this whole box of crayons”

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@grantcohn The fact you even have a job cover football is a joke. You should go back to the swamp you came from. Bum

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@grantcohn How fucking dumb are you?

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@djf_primal @Underdog @Connor_J_Hughes Absolutely not. Jets just extended him there is no way they would trade him

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What’s with chicks wearing fucking wigs on Bachelorette parties like how is that fun

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Just bought a 9pm slurpee and I am honestly through the moon about it. I haven’t been this happy since my first kiss

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@BillyBigShot12 Yale is my GOAT

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@ua_ginge @Hawg007 You rang?

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@ua_ginge @LAFBNetwork You’re gonna take him and you’re gonna like it

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@TruJetsFans This is the same old jets if we do this. Fuck no

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@DACOWBELLMAN @TruJetsFans Milroe is not a NFL QB, I think dart could be a sneaky good QB but who fucking knows. Am I the only person thinking we let Jordan Travis learn behind Tyrod and see how he develops. The kid has balls and loves football. He’s exactly what we need

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@StefenUniverse Dibs

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Sending pictures of my hog soft to girls I hate today saying “thinking about you”

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@SacramentoKings Can someone make a lightning McQueen but make it lighting McBeam?

[McStudly, Esq. II @PaulMcStudly]

In love with a girl who hates me

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@Philly_Mays @PAWSChicago Name her Max

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@MitchSchwartz71 To get a higher percentage change of blocking the pass do you know fucking anything dumbass

[Moddey Doomp @ua_ginge]

They're pantsing people at the inauguration

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@ua_ginge Whenever you’re free I’d love to hear about your thoughts on what the defense needs to do in order to make a quality playoff push

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@hallewoood @BillyBigShot12 Do it for the troops @BillyBigShot12