Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Just a genuine guy

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imagine washing dishes with this view ❤

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les stroud be like "I know a spot" and takes you to a dense jungle in the himalayan foothills

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

started making a bucket list, here's what i have so far:

1. learn how to play minesweeper
2.

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quick update guys i am no longer pat sajak

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ive never once needed the beep

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

lets be honest do microwaves really need to beep

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

how's this "The Room" book everyone keeps suggesting I read?

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yea acid is cool but have you ever stared at the 4 dots in the center of this image for 30 seconds and then looked at your wall??

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@SeanMcdermott15 @snevedauhsoj You assholes I really need this

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sorry I missed ur call bro I was flying a kite

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

girls will say size matters and then totally disregard the sheer mass of my empty water bottle collection

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

people that watch the masked singer get into heaven last

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My girlfriend left me for an impossible whopper

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

I had a booger wall in my room throughout middle school

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everybody gangsta til peter rabbit 2: the runaway comes out

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

three guarantees in life:

- death
- taxes
- trusting the gorton's fisherman

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

having to google how to open a can without a can opener is a very humbling experience

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

yea she can twerk but can she beat level 85 in bloons tower defense 5

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@BitchesLoveBry What about me

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @extraworms]

If two men are caught wearing New Balance dress shoes in the same board room, they have to race the length of the company parking lot and the winner is awarded the losers briefcase