Naughty²

Home for all things naughty

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

I dont even care if you shut up, im not even paying attention

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Im sorry baby, meatball subs don’t usually make me fart like that

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In soviet brussia, teeth floss you!

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[Gazetory @gazetory]

Hindistan’da 0.30 dolara yapılan saç tıraşı sosyal medyada gündem oldu.

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

Trick or treat, like my tweet, please give me some lab grown meat? Yeah… we’re scr*wed

[Jade @luvj4de4Evr]

is omegle back??? cs i wanna feel myself up on cam for ppl

[Julián Castellanos. @PoderMentalX]

ÚLTIMA HORA🚨 : Un usuario afirma haber detectado un sitio sospechoso en Google Earth, según imágenes compartidas en línea.

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

You know, I’m somewhat of an astrophysicist myself. Just this morning I mooned my son

[maria @aqvilegias]

yes anora (2024) ending is devastating but when igor squeezes anora's ass #it immediately starts purring down there

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

We go together like two peas and a pud

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

Drinking beach at the beer! Wait, sorry, drunk I’m. Okay hold that thought 😂

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

I hate when the dentist talks to you like you’re stupid. Like yeah, I know the Cavitron is an ultrasonic dental scaler system designed for efficient plaque and calculus removal, utilizing high-frequency sound waves (30,000+ vibrations per second) and water lavage.

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Brushing your teeth before going to the dentist is like taking a pill before going to the doctor

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

Best O-face challenge going down in the comments right now!

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I was just court marshmallowed for dessertion. They’re pudding me in custardy as we speak.

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@curiosityonx Its like people dont understand that planes like this just levitate as the earth spins below it 🙄 the earth turns at 1000 miles per or so thats really the fastest way to travel

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

The back of the driver’s headreast slowly morphs into a speedbag, as though it were a friend turning into a roast turkey as we starve on a desert island.

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Being in a relationship with the boss is crazy. “Shall we take this to the boardroom?” 😭

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

Here have some SJW, “Social Justice Whiskey”. Now that’ll put some blue hair on your chest!

[Naughty² @extrem_0]

People at the airport are always like “only one hour till we board” man we bored right now!