extrophywiphe

worlds best daddy

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

damn, another gigabanger from substack

[Dean. @BigDeanII]

Flavor Flav used to be like, “you look like you work out, yo name gone be Pilates.”

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

Just a momma and her baby frolicking in the stream.
I often wonder if they have memories like we do since they do remember people and places.

[◟sillypixiepie 𑜷 @sillypixiepie]

sucking on her fingers so I secretly find out her ring size

[princesa monobloke @_azulah]

Hoy puse en el pizarrón "alumnos sin aura" y fui anotando a los que no trabajaban y al toque se convirtió en un oasis de paz síganme para más tips sobre manejo de grupos

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

🚬😵‍💫

[Geoff @kwoade]

I like how even after her legs and tail manage to go in five directions her tongue somehow manages to add a sixth

[Zeid @ZeidRenovado]

es literal esto

[trin @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[blue @bluewmist]

my mom once told me "accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others" and that shit is real.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

NINE EREVEN

[Cyber M @deadendcyber]

Triangulation is a fetish for most men. The younger woman. The girl he claims he can’t unfollow. The coworker “obsessed” with him. If a man pits you against other women, leave, cuz the last thing you want to be is the woman holding hands with the creep who stares at other girls.

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

your friend who doesnt eat enough will always be like "ugh I have such a headache" while they take a sip of some shit called Pure Crank™ and smoke a cigarette

[giulio @thelokasiffers]

me when I enter the google doc while you’re working on it

[extrophywiphe @extrophywiphe]

@Black_Coyote47 STOPPPP!!! So do I!!!

[buffalo kennedy @rlycuteguy]

The worst thing they don’t tell you about break ups is that you just keep the fetish you developed from her