C.P. Osborne

entj, marketing whiz-bang and yogi of mundane thoughts.

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@mtgreenee No one even knows why this blogger was in the WH, he disrespected a president in the middle of defending his nation for three years from Russian invaders. Big mouth, no influence.

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@mugsysway @mtgreenee @brianglenntv Ugly, ugly sicophants, the man is fighting a war not a goofy Trumper with a blog or whoever you are or spending time caking on makeup.

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@KimKatieUSA @mattyglesias Alcoholism

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The Biden-Harris Administration trusts women to make decisions about their own bodies.

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@CherylHines Can’t wait to see the new, hate-defying, actual comedic actress as Larry’s ex on CYE.

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@ABC Michael S is so awkward. Reading a script. Weird questions to the experts. Can't pronounce words like CanTerbury properly. Said the King was going to Buckingham P when it's Westminster A. Cmon man. Debra not much better. Had to change channels. Should have sent David M.

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Your overzealous use of ! at the end of sentences offends me. Really!!!!!!

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USAA surely pays big dosh for ads w/Gronkowski but executions are icky. Poor script, acting, directing, lighting, wardrobe, hair, next time pay as much for production. Gronk's "Mom, where my football pants?" for T-Mobile in '21 shows he can act. Hoping the SB spot has more grok.

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Media discussion in class Student: Why are there still printed magazines? I work at Publix (supermkt) and no one ever buys them. Me: Hard copies are handy for the apocalypse, lost at sea. What's your theory? Student: I think they're just for doctors' offices #GenZ #truth #media

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I thought everyone knew this but here it is: Don't lie on your résumé and don't drag people under with you when you're drowning.

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@SoSaic They'll get found out but they bring our profession down with their malpractice. Some use the Ad Fed to validate their faux credentials.

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Social media + covid bred many Santos-style fakers in PR, adv working indie -- padded resumes, exaggerated experience, can't write well or create comms strategy, but can make a website. "I have my own agency!" Conning small clients. And orgs let them in. #santosfans

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@BuzzFeedUK Pure scary.

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@nytimes Science? You mean Science Fiction? #SantosResign

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@metpoliceuk Why did it take you so long?

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@SlimJim Meat.

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Dude. Only in the USA.

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A Virginia bill would deem a pregnant person's fetus a passenger in a car, thereby allowing the vehicle to use the car pool lane on highways. https://t.co/7CW59Rxrnc

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@NBCNews Please resign, narcissist. How was he put on ballot w/o vetting? Babysitters on LI get background checks.

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"Did we win?" #PrayersForDamar

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I need to be on Twitter's content moderation council. I'm fair, blunt, brutally honest, amused by life and immune to narcissists, selfie-maniacs, weirdos, and complainers. Bonus: I was Louis Wain in my previous life. #ContentModerationCouncil @elonmusk