Zack

Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?

[Zack @exzacktly__]

@RobHasApodcast @robcesternino The “additional vote” advantage. It allows a player to choose another player to have to vote for a specific person. If they decide not to, that person gets ‘#’ (depending on how many people are still left) votes against them.

[Zack @exzacktly__]

@TheDerekFrazier @CohenBrian_ Not Brian waking Big D up from his nap on the couch😂

[Zack @exzacktly__]

#survivor what if…and hear me out…I never have to see a random spider B roll ever again

[Zack @exzacktly__]

I’m not even that big of a T.Swift fan, but one thing she does well is create a song for every mood. Do I want to cry to a Taylor swift song? Yes. Do I want to laugh to a Taylor swift song? Yes. Do I want to murder to a Taylor swift song? For legal reasons no👀

[Zack @exzacktly__]

My god! I stopped on the intro of #RHOP and GOT DAMN they are all stunning!

[Zack @exzacktly__]

But how do I get one of those bottles? #AmazingRace34

[Zack @exzacktly__]

Those were the good ole days

[Brit @joyful_brit]

⁦@exzacktly__⁩ can we go back to when we would spend everyday either at a park or Disney Springs! 😭

[Zack @exzacktly__]

I feel like @MaskedSingerFOX should put some of the songs on iTunes

[Brit @joyful_brit]

Miss this! 😭😭 ⁦@Lojo17⁩ ⁦@exzacktly__⁩

[Zack @exzacktly__]

God damn, Chelsea Handler really is a role model. Change my mind.

[Zack @exzacktly__]

Would i be me if I didn’t have to stop somewhere inconvenient to go to the bathroom? No.

[Zack @exzacktly__]

Nothing is worse then craving something all day and then not having your wallet to buy said thing😭

[Zack @exzacktly__]

So I need to know how Ant-man goes from subatomic to the avengers team. And if it’s not explained I will be pissed

[Zack @exzacktly__]

@brittbratthealy @brittbratthealy becuase that is me!😂

[Zack @exzacktly__]

So apparently Mushu the DRAGON has hair, in the movie. For why?!

[Zack @exzacktly__]

You never know how much your body can truly hold until you per into a venti starbs cup becuase you have no other option

[Zack @exzacktly__]

It’s just like clockwork. I drink any sort of coffee, then 30 minutes later I have to poop.

[Zack @exzacktly__]

I’m not saying that the Big Bang Theory is a bad show, but the best part is probably the theme song.

[Zack @exzacktly__]

*me getting a call*
Them:
Me: hold on, my cars warranty is about to expire

[Zack @exzacktly__]

Why are more people not like Elle Woods? Or just Elle Woods?