zoey

23🏳️‍⚧️
butch drummer
💜@Shrugster_💜

[zoey @exzoeys]

club century of humiliation

[Earclacks @Earclacks]

Club 🏏 VS 🫧 Duplicator

[zoey @exzoeys]

please

[Isla 🏝️🦌 @Isla_Island_]

oh her? she's just my service dog, she follows me around and helps me complete basic tasks. yes i know she's 6'5 and human. she's off duty right now, you can pet her if you want!

[zoey @exzoeys]

it never occurred to me to listen to short season

[zoey @exzoeys]

random big music reviewer on insta we didn't even hit up picked up our album and compared it to the hotelier, snowing, and ethel cain. shoutout

[zoey @exzoeys]

@Shrugster_ he is not lying

[zoey @exzoeys]

felt the need to elaborate that i don't think micropenises are inherently cute/feminine i'm just a lesbian

[zoey @exzoeys]

that left my target audience

[zoey @exzoeys]

everything else aside i think it's funny when straight ppl refer to experiencing yearning as "lesbian style" we rly cornered the market

[zoey @exzoeys]

scrolled r/micropenis and ngl some of those would be very cute on a girl

[claire t4ttc @dykeswaggot]

are masc dykes allowed to be moe

[ROPE @ropefuel]

crszy how some of you just have sex. how and why are you doing that. wtf lmao

[zoey @exzoeys]

body dysmorphia be damned i love being lanky for size difference purposes

[zoey @exzoeys]

@Shrugster_ it's memento

[the tran who delivers @Lumen3HOTL]

i am a lanky 6’5 girl and chubby women give me boners

[zoey @exzoeys]

slapped a mosquito that was apparently full of blood and now i have blood on my sweater on this bus thanks dude

[zoey @exzoeys]

earned nekojiru pfp

[valens 🏴‍☠️ @valenzers]

I looked like this then decided to rape my body with alcohol

[zoey @exzoeys]

vouch

[Haematococcus pluvialis @carrioneater333]

this is the greatest dynamic

[🎀mecha princess 9000🔞🔩⚙️ @DMUPH_4664]

day in the life of an unemployed android girl
- wake up at 1pm at 9% charge
- masturbate
- stick a screwdriver into my joints because im bored
- masturbate again
- more screwdriver time
- run out of battery