Eyal Cohen

Author of TAKE THE L: how men express their love Stetson ⚽️ ‘18, Columbia ✏️’21

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

Take the L out now wherever you get your books (something I’m sure you do all the time)

It's tender, funny, and took years of my life. It is my whole heart. It is now yours.

Read it, review it, DM me your thoughts.

All my love,

A guy who wrote a book

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@ytalpaz @NBA Problem is that the All Star Game is 50% based on popularity. American stars who would be voted in (Steph, LeBron, KD, Ant) don't crack this list. This format would 'snub' some "deserving" Americans, which the league wouldn't want given lack of new US-born 'faces of the league'

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

Faces and Names: October 7th 2025 in Israel

https://t.co/BgC2LolQqu

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@orangreenman ההבדל הוא רק שמהומס עושה את זה ממש מתוך הכרח (הליין בקושי בקושי מחזיק נגד הפאס ראש) ותמיד מרגיש כאילו להרטס יש יותר זמן מכל אחד אחר, אז כשהוא רץ זה רק כי ממש פתוח בגלל התשומת לב על בארקלי/התופסים

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

A Standalone Story: On death, love, grief, community, and paths we have to walk alone, together

https://t.co/AlplbJv7qu

#Jota #Liverpool #Anfield

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@pallnandi I wrote a boot about this called ‘Take the L,’ it just came out it’s tender it’s funny it’s vulnerable it’s maybe worth your time <3

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@samhad33 Alliterations, Sam. You’re looking for the word ‘Alliterations’

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

"Seeing the image of him from the final day of last season, his young family and the trophy he worked towards is a reminder that whole families feel as though they collaborate in this thing of ours.

The starkest grief though is theirs. The loss is theirs. The burden is theirs. We can pay tribute and remember and we should, but all of that can wait. Today is about their devastation; our shock is nothing to theirs."

@Knox_Harrington ✍️👇
https://t.co/MCUtGb5OpN

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

Unemployed communications majors having a quarter life crisis

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

Need AJ Brown reading this on the bench after a Hurts interception

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@FTFonFS1 @getnickwright He also said in the same show that Durant’s Achilles injury skewed our collective assessment of calf strains, and that maybe they’re not *that* bad, so

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@CallMeDBlock Wildes must be so upset about that last Siakam layup ruining his Pacers by 7 prediction

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

I want a Gap gap relationship (i still wear their stuff and you still think i may be gay)

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@rachellapides The engine purrs

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@Tzafnat @LFC חוויה מתקנת! תייצגי אותנו בכבוד מחר

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@Betsycashmoney I thought he thought the Matt Damon Chucky doll was Reba lol

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@Betsycashmoney Picked Jokic and Murray back to back then dove to the floor to get the ball off the Gordon/Chet contact, his name got mentioned 0 times in the broadcast lol

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@WorldWideWob Indianavalanche?

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@RomGeffen מניח שאתה אומר את זה כי יוקיץ בליגה משלו, חייזר

[Eyal Cohen @eyallfc]

@tylercdempsey It's even crazier than your numbers suggest