Eyal Mekler

[The Chaser @chaser]

Man who has spent last 4 weeks actively avoiding fulfilling Presidential duties continues battle to retain job as President

[Eyal Mekler @eyalmek]

@JoshMalina Emet!

[Eyal Mekler @eyalmek]

@vdiwakar_com Morning Viv.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I believe @gtconway3d warned you not to call the Trump voter fraud hotline at 1-888-630-1776.

That would be so wrong.

In their time of crisis, calling 1-888-630-1776 would distract them from their vital work.

So please don’t call 1-888-630-1776.

[Eyal Mekler @eyalmek]

@Julia__G What is the occasion?

[Eyal Mekler @eyalmek]

@Julia__G @Apple Can't beat google calendar app.

[Eyal Mekler @eyalmek]

@ydekel @mzapin We are waiting for you...

[Eyal Mekler @eyalmek]

@Julia__G @ColdStone Scoop them out?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The man who is proud of being able to remember 5 nouns for 10 minutes is in charge of the world’s biggest nuclear arsenal.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

What’s better than @jordanklepper at a Trump rally? Here’s a compilation of greatest hits:

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

If you are caught in the “All live matter” thinking watch this. We need to be open to our blind spots. Nobody is perfect. We are all an unfinished draft.

#Repost @violadavis with @get_repost
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[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

When you finally reach the front of the line at Popeye's and they're out of the spicy chicken

[Eyal Mekler @eyalmek]

@ydekel I want to move back now that America is great again...

[Eyal Mekler @eyalmek]

#micdrop

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Another truly devastating ad by @JoeBiden. When Trump sees this, his meltdown will go into overdrive.
#Biden2020

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

By the way, you never needed to learn the name of Dr. Fauci during the Ebola Crisis, because @BarackObama just fucking took his advice.

[Eyal Mekler @eyalmek]

George clearly has too much time on his hands. Serenity now!

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