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hooliganry, refined and cold pressed

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she vabbed the whole apartment. dont take your shoes off pls 😔

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@shirtsthtgohard this is a gold mine

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if you're going through hard times rn I just want you to know that I'm doin pretty great so snap out of it bucko

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Bob is short for Boberto

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feeling like a sleeper agent someone pls tuck me in

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Hairy ween in a British accent

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when a kid winds up dramatically and punches ur balls out that's the same feeling I get when talking to people I wanna get along with

yall are unpredictable

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how many bees are in the trap?
I'm allergic

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she said: "I have a boyfriend."
I said: If you don't have time for the Lord, may you both serve an eternal shift at the Denny's in hell!

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twitter isnt for hate speech against different demographics of people. ITS FOR HATE SPEECH AGAINST ALL YOUR PARENTS WEIRD OLD FRIENDS, I HATE YOUR GUTS MICHEAL

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mf's that keep talking to you in real life when you don't respond, make me understand so many things girls have told me about internet dating

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my eyes aren't bloodshot because I'm high! ITS BECAUSE I'M POSSESED WITH A VAST AMOUNT OF RRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEE

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I whip out a sharpened duel disk and screech unintelligible jibberish at the top of my lungs, holding a deck of 1 dark magician and 39 copies of thousand knives

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partnering up with alcoholic beverage, Colt 45. To bring justice to my local neighborhood scoundrels and thieves

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"yea really think pine nuts come from pine trees?" Yeah, you idiot I should throw a rock at you

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@jwtedrick94 finally found it

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Subway, eat wet

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always in fear of my brain letting me leave a fork in the bowl of noodles,I just hucked in a microwave

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saturday and EVERYONE is gone

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dogs is feet now yall i cant believe it