eye eater

u have such pretty eyes. can i have them?

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kill jeff bezos

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

the evangelicals have forgotten their natural predator: the internet atheist

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@elhominid_ bro going insane in brody

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@GoodReddit @elhominid_ car name?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

one of the most pathetic and funniest reply chains i’ve ever seen

[wyatt @bronyscreamo]

Me: masayoshi takanaka you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you

Masayoshi Takanaka:

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@elonmusk also how tf is bro an antisemetic zionist

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@elonmusk dude please shut the fuck up holy shit. this wouldn't have even been funny 10 years ago.

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isn't dua lipa albanian

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is sneezing an ick?

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we're discussing cloning in bioethics and i think if i saw a clone of myself i'd just kiss him to see what it's like

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AMEN!!! (that explains a lot about me)

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@elhominid_ Mid tweet bro

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how do i view who liked my tweet i need to give the ppl that just liked all my new tweets a present

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hehe

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i'm sorry but these go hard

[Nick | ニック @NickFromTokyo]

In an attempt to get Americans to see why Japan finds Barbenheimer offensive, Japanese twitter has taken to making 9/11 jokes - completely misunderstanding that Americans love 9/11 jokes.

[eye eater @eye_eater_]

i've had so many thoughts recently that i've had no outlet for. finally with twitter i have a healthy outlet for all of my problems!!!!

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u guys are overreacting. very little changed on twitter except for all the simpsons porn all over my for you page

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im back.

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@soupydone @elhominid_ new vibe: peace and acceptance