Sharla Tsweb

catching things and eating their insides. --- avi by @fro_vo ---

[Sharla Tsweb @eye_spyder]

Jobs that sound way cooler if you have no idea what they are:
-bouncer
-branch manager
-sports anchor
-web master
-boom operator

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@rohmontgomery 100% thought this was @TheHoshuah

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@TheHoshuah @1followernodad hahaha i've been wondering what this was about for the last hour

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Why have I been noticing how weird toes are lately? Something strange is a foot.

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@Jamie1947 holy shit

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@Jamie1947 lol my dad's name is dave

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advice from dad on fb

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when i'm listing more than one remote pacific location, i'll and

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feeling a Little under the weather

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if you rent sound equipment you have a guest speaker

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@daemonic3 @fro_vo @somecleverthing @Jamie1947 you guysss. ok ok i'll get rid of a few. got some rebus in there too don't worry

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@daemonic3 terry...no one wants this. they're terrible lol

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so these pun drafts have been building up for like...a year...

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@TheHoshuah i'm good thanks

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@eeeethanford it's...memorable

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Are bug death soliloquies insect asides?

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it drives me crazy that trump doesn't know how to link his series tweets together

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Do not walk through this cloud of spaghetti

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did any of you actually watch bee movie