A Girl With No President

- Professor Spinelli

[A Girl With No President @eyeaintshnit]

“I’m not your girl, remember ?“ weather is upon us.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I don’t know if it’s the tism or OCD but the tag on the blanket needs to always be at my feet, never near my head. And it must have the proper side up or it disturbs my Spirit. My brain makes the rules and they must be followed

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I have watched Michael B. Jordan win that award 1000x.

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

No, we insist he goes

[A Girl With No President @eyeaintshnit]

Dawg lmao

[Jermaine Watkins @JermaineWatkins]

Before, during, and after Black History Month…

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me hitting “notify anyway” when their do not disturb is on

[Max Crypto @MaxCrypto]

Day 59 of 2026:

[Claire Huxtable @Garyville_Girl]

We have not had a single day of peace since he took office — not a single one.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Millennials living through:

- 2 economic recessions
- 9/11
- Iraq & Afghanistan
- a global pandemic
- 8 stock market crashes
- jobs replaced by AI
- Host of The Apprentice possibly starting WW3

We’re tired boss.

[Rose TheArtist @rosethaaartist]

B2K don’t got enough hits to fuck with Pretty Ricky. Is you niggas on crack ?

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

HE ATE HER UPPPP FUCK😭😭😭😭

[Breakfast in Monaco🌹 @__Wavve]

Spike Lee brother, your legacy is gonna live on forever. The dolly shot was beautiful

[The Obama Foundation @ObamaFoundation]

From one natural-born US citizen to another, have a great Benito Bowl!

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

No one believes this cover up from the White House, especially since they originally defended the post. We are all clear-eyed about who Donald Trump is and what he believes.

[mike freeman @mikefreemanNFL]

Future historians looking back at this time period

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

I think this gentleman summed it up perfectly. Fuck you. 😳👇

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Elmo’s birthday.

He turns 3½ years old every year.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

My laundry hamper is full again

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Immigration and Customs Enforcement is killing American citizens.

Make that make sense.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this and Republicans called him a hero