Crud the Master of Mud

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

In the trenches of east LA and I look up to see a large hot pink plumeria tree. A glimmer of hope.

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

Happy birthday to mi viejito

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

LOVE listening to the guys at work gush about their families. Love hearing about their kids accomplishments. Love hearing about their love for their wives. Just great.

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

@MUSEUMOFTERROR It would totally heal us

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

Need to feel a man go limp in my arms as I strangle him to death

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

Not getting enough attention. Embarrassing… at my big age

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

The gym bathroom has truly seen me at my all time worst

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

She also just told me that I’m the only person who can pull of not wearing nail polish on my toes. Is that not the nicest thing you’ve ever heard???? #doubleearthsign

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

It’s a chilly night and Fernando’s little sister and I are laying on the couch with all the windows open. All the lights are off and we can hear multiple neighbors having multiple parties. My little dog is lying on my chest. I miss my mom.

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

@auntiewolfie PUHLEASE do next time

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

@auntiewolfie You have to come down to visit us! Or we should come up to visit you!! I will take u on a taco tour lol

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

@tombdelay Omg seriously. I love the ones you post on instagram. And I sent one of yours to a friend of mine in their birthday card and we were both properly moved.

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

Omg what would be hotter than me with a rosary foot tattoo liiiiiiiike

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

Babe they are justifying AI at the party. It’s time to leave.

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

I’m like a fuckin PRO at making myself look like a dumbass

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

Watched a girl light a cigarette mid jog. Purr. Love that

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

My close friend who’s a stripper is alllllllways in my ear like let’s go to nobu I want nobu and I’m always like no baby I am on a poor man’s salary u have to save that for ur clients

[Sideways for attention,long way for results @Dialmaterialist]

"They're not farmers. They're just people who have resources. A farmer is me, who spends the day in the field"

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

@sheepexcrement Thank you :•)

[Crud the Master of Mud @eyeballss]

Forgot who I was for a sec