@HighwaysNWEST Why on earth would not mention that M60 J24 M67 is closed tonight ? One of the busiest Trans-Pennine routes in England. I swear blind you have no idea what happens in your own area.
This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage.
He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment.
The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:
- it's about these thieves in my garage.
Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them.
After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught.
Police officers had a chat with the gentleman
Officer says - " You said you shot them! "
Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car "
Credit: Rudes On a roll
@HighwaysNWEST@TamesideCouncil This must be the slowest ‘per metre’ project in the history of the UK Motorway Network. It is a very short bridge and is taking years. You don’t seem to care about the timescales, cost & disruption. It’s embarrassing.
@HighwaysYORKS You are a joke ! 🤣 - it then closes 4 minutes later in both directions, all night, for re-surfacing works. I’m glad I’m not a 40 tonne lorry driver following your tweets 🙄.
@HighwaysYORKS Wow, your incompetence just reached a new level - even your ‘Closure Spreadsheet’ that you give a link to on your website doesn’t list the A628 Woodhead Pass as closed all night. You are not fit for purpose
@HighwaysYORKS Wow, your incompetence just reached a new level - even your ‘Closure Spreadsheet’ that you give a link to on your website doesn’t list the A628 Woodhead Pass as closed all night. You are not fit for purpose.