bibi

I love animals

[bibi @eyecrode]

you say you’re not lying but every muscle on your face says otherwise

[bibi @eyecrode]

what kind of documentation does one need to cross the equator?

[temple runner @misscalcula]

wanting anything is a humiliation ritual

[bibi @eyecrode]

the jews are right about me

[bibi @eyecrode]

Hey ChatGPT generate an original thought for me, thanks.

[Paris @goodyhilton]

"2 likes isn't a lot" imagine two gifts you opened this morning. They were your eyes

[z @periperinugget]

when I’m marrying 7x7=49 but his older brother 9x9=81 walks in

[bibi @eyecrode]

I hate that one saying, “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
Why can’t I just play stupid games for the fun of it?
Why do I have to win stupid prizes?

[bibi @eyecrode]

drunk black gay nigga twerking in front of his car at the red light

[bibi @eyecrode]

come here animal

[bibi @eyecrode]

close the light

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

When you die your parents throw away all your toys

[Internet @ThabigRexy]

you will win but it will change you

[tasman @lildorothy_]

asking the new guy at work if i can watch him eat his lunch

[charleschaketero @hiorimiamor]

prime

[Alexandra Voetberg @Realalexclark]

We actually need MORE slut shaming. Not less.

[bibi @eyecrode]

https://t.co/TD5u3kR5Bp

[bibi @eyecrode]

If you’re so smart, why do you get irritable when you’re hungry?

[bibi @eyecrode]

you ok bibi? do you have a bomb strapped to your genitals? are they torturing you from under the desk? 9/10 ok? +1000 aura ok?

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

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[bibi @eyecrode]

@netanyahu bibi, your body language made me cringe. Please learn how to be more nonchalant. -1,000 aura

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"If there are any other moral cowards who haven't yet left this hall, please do so now."

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu opens his address to the United Nations General Assembly in New York with a sharp rebuke as delegates walk out of the hall in protest of his speech.

[bibi @eyecrode]

amazing performance bibi, 8/10 Would’ve preferred eye contact with the camera though, and you move your hands too much. I recommend you be more selective with what words you want to emphasize. +800 aura

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

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