𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒

ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘 , 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇 , 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 .ᐟ

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑛𝑜 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑑 .
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤℎ𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒 .
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ♛

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME ”

[alien @fastestUFO]

can you stop turning into a giant bird and just fucking listen to me

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ ha. . . Yeah. . . Please do that . ”

She's not going to correct him with the fact that SHE was the one who shoplifted them-

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐞 @StarRoller_]

"Don't worry, I'll find out who took your things and do the right thing."

One hand on his chest. The beetle is swearing it.

[ゴン @tk_eckie]

👁️

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ . . . Dude. . . ”

She looks disappointed , but almost every extra accessory on her was shoplifted .

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐞 @StarRoller_]

Ignore the unconscious person behind him, they stole a hat...

Khepri swears the massive head injury was an accident.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐞 @StarRoller_]

“𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐧����𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐲! 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞! 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲!”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ SHUT UP IT WASN'T SOBEK DIRECTLY IT WAS THEIR FUCKED UP CROCODILE CULT AT KOM OMBO .

not that i would put it past sobek to eat me . ”

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Horus at sobeks like

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ Anubis 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙙 .

They wanted to EAT me .

And sobek is soooo meeeeeaaaaan . ”

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

“Gods it must SUCK to be you”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHARE A TEMPLE WITH SOBEK .

KOM OMBO WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE I'LL NEVER FORGET . IT WAS LIKE A LIZARD RAVE ”

[Anubis @DexthNDecay]

Is this bitch always whining about something? DAMN. Every fucking week like a fucking Karen from the HOA

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ you realize how fucking bullshit it was to have a sobek cult breeding and mummifying HUNDREDS of crocodiles NEAR ME .ᐟ .ᐣ

𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙙 .

And duck tape didn't fucking exist so I couldn't even make a line down the middle . ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ having to share a temple with sobek is such bullshit .
I should not have had to share Kom Ombo with fucking CROCODILES . ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ having to share a temple with sobek is such bullshit .
I should not have had to share Kom Ombo with fucking CROCODILES . ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ Damn she's really getting into it. Pop off girlie pop cast out those maidens ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ girls girls , no need to fight . You're both pretty birds . ”

Sleepy mumbles

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ yeah , go check again . ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ And I am blinded by you being a horrible husband every time I see you .
But I still get it right .

No wonder bastet had to sneak out tonight . ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ you guys keep misgendering me .

I am a woman at the moment .

I'm sure its accident for most except Ptah . ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ yeah , and where the hell are the stars . ”

[『ӄɦօռֆʊ ӄǟ, ֆքɨʀɨȶ օʄ ʍօօռʟɨɢɦȶ』 @Sh1ning_M00n]

"And the sky still is blue...

Or at this moment black."

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ Ras throwing tantrums again. . . ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ girl . JUST DO YOUR JOB .

my father looks exactly like the fucking adventure time lich bro ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ she still acts just as much as an edgy teen as when Ra got her .

Why have we not fed her to ammit already .ᐣ ”

[𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐒 @EyeF0rSale]

“ she runs so fast around here she had set convinced she could also control the sands . Due to how much she was kicking it in the air . ”

[Sobek @CrocandRocks]

“In her defense she loves birds.”