The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️

Writer.
Ghostwriter.
Editor.
Screenwriter.
Reader.
Runner.
Not a serious fellow, walahi

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

That one time I retold the story of Bros J turning water to wine...

https://t.co/Ut6UKzC3T2

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@jon_d_doe If she knew beforehand that we were going to do, no wahala. But if she didn't know, and just happens to carry lube in her bag, questions, questions.

Also, I happen to know that lube is helpful, especially for men who are packing. Makes things easy.
C'est Fini.

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@DayoIge2 @Wizarab10 Vladimir and Oleg, you forgot Ivan and Yevgeny?

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@ejizzy4real Mad sontin. E get craze for body.

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@eketiette Walahi. This matter ehn. I cried like mad.

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@ejizzy4real I had an injury, it needed/needs PT, I don't know if I will ever get back to full fitness with that body part. But we move.

Who wan pursue me reach 35 na?

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@TheCharlesIsidi Ayon Kwandem!!!!

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@ejizzy4real Baami, you don dey do that one?
Nor let person panic abeg.
Make I first make sure say something to leave behind go dey, before I dey worry about who and who I go leave am behind to.
When you free, make we bracket for backyard

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@Chizitere_xyz It could even be that he just ran out of tea or honey... But "she knew it was over"
She was dating the supply, not the person.
This isn't really about tea or honey.

[PS @dostoevesque]

There is something slightly irritating about how youngsters today seem obsessed with diagnosing an entire generation of their parents using therapy language they picked up from reels and threads. We are effectively criticizing them for failing a test they didn't even know they were taking, using vocabulary that didn't exist in their world.

It is easy to call your own father a narcissist when you have grown up listening to podcasts that explain attachment theory and emotional patterns. It is harder to imagine what it meant to be a twenty five year old parent in the nineteen eighties with no language for feelings, no examples to follow, no online spaces to learn from, no therapy culture, only responsibility and pressure.

Instead of extending the empathy we have learned through this new vocabulary to those who never had access to it, we often turn that language into a weapon against them. Social media encourages this because anger feels powerful and validating. A label like narcissist or toxic neatly explains the pain and gives it a clear target.

By framing their behavior through complex diagnostic labels they cannot define, you strip them of the ability to defend themselves or explain their perspective. They retreat into silence because they literally do not have the words to counter your argument. It allows you to dominate the interaction not because you are morally right, but because you possess a vocabulary that makes them feel stupid and inferior.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Just pass this on. Don’t say anything.
Make sure you keep passing it on.

[Bizzleosikoya.eth @bizzleosikoya]

No lies told @eLDeeTheDon

[The Sauúti Collective @sauutiverse]

The Terror is coming!

We're proud to announce the upcoming publication of our 2-book anthology, "Sauúti Terrors: The Dark Side" with @flametreetweet facilitated by @ALA_speculative
😱💀🪐🚀👻
Editors: Cheryl S. Ntumy @EugenBacon and @spembleton

https://t.co/tbkROOjAfG

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

Pastor Adeboye and others have been praying for Nigeria since my childhood, Nigeria is not getting better.

Praying for 100 or 1000 days nonstop will not make this country better.

The problems are not spiritual.

If Pastor Adeboye can dedicate his time and platform to call out corrupt and selfish politicians, maybe things can improve.

A significant portion of those ruining our country today are followers of Adeboye. Some of them are “pastors” in RCCG.

God is not an author of confusion.

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

!!!!

[Everest @novieverest]

Nigerians need to have a good memory.

Someone can't support Buhari for 8 years. Support Tinubu and then start giving you quotes in morals.

You all need a good memory.

[Everest @novieverest]

Nigerians need to have a good memory.

Someone can't support Buhari for 8 years. Support Tinubu and then start giving you quotes in morals.

You all need a good memory.

['Deoye🥷🔰 @Crosseyednerd]

Lowkey, I think a major reason someone like Obi was rigged out of winning the election is because Western nations like the US have nothing on him, so it would be hard to make him their puppet.

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@TheYemiKing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

And I still Dey repeat am

“May we not become so poor that we'll fight against the truth just to eat.”

[As If Nothing Happened @Hymar_X]

The one that happened in ur country, you ignored it. "Therefore thus saith the Lord concerning the prophets that prophesy in my name, and I sent them not, yet they say, Sword and famine shall not be in this land; By sword and famine shall those prophets be consumed." Jer 14: 15

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

@einsteinesegbue Hahahahaha. You sef!

[The Swearword Artist 😎🤬💬💣🗯️ @eyekaywizard]

Drinking alcohol
Smoking
Weed.
Sleeping tablets
Meditation
Various plant based things.
THC oils.
Working myself to exhaustion
Cardio
Se_(indicate X wherever)
Drinking lots of water.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Quote this tweet if you're struggling to sleep and the things you've tried