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[Eyelawdoc @eyelawdoc]

Explain to me the physical principles of how a siphon works.

[Emerald Robinson ✝️ @EmeraldRobinson]

If our elections are rigged, everything else is a secondary problem.

Why? Because your leaders are fake.

Because they are paid to betray you.

Because your republic is a sham.

[Monterey County Republican Party @MCGOP_CA]

Reminder: Gavin increases California gasoline taxes July 1.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today.

I asked her, when's it due?

She said, "Im not pregnant you rude prick!"

I said, " I ment the bus you fat bitch!

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Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white...

So now it looks like France landed there.

[Donnie Cope @dcopechatter]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tens of thousands of Spencer Pratt voters are now receiving rejection letters from the county clerk saying that their ballots were not counted due to signature irregularities. Yet, Governor Gavin Newsom just passed legislation that would make it illegal for anyone conducting oversight, to contest signatures that they deemed fraudulent. Democrats allow ballots to be signed with an X, a -, or a 🙂 to pass and count, but all of a sudden, only Republican signatures are being flagged for irregularities, rejected, and not counted. 🤔 One of these California Republican voters said that his signature has been on file for over 20 years and there has never been an issue until he voted for Spencer Pratt. Nithya Ramen has beaten Spencer Pratt by less than 3000 votes. There are at least 18,000 Pratt voters who received this letter saying their votes were rejected.

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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer...

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

[Invisible Memes On X @w2071d]

National Donald Duck Day is celebrated annually on June 9th to commemorate the iconic character's official screen debut in 1934. Pretty sure Marco Rubio is in charge of it. 🧐🤔🦆🤣🫢

[A. Dudley Buchanan @Buchana1A]

@SteveHiltonx The fix is in.

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

BREAKING:

GAVIN NEWSOM'S HIGH-SPEED RAIL MIGHT ACTUALLY BE COMPLETED
BEFORE LOS ANGELES FINISHES COUNTING ELECTION BALLOTS!

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Live look at President Trump filling the Lincoln memorial reflecting pool 🚿 😂😭

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department used helicopters to fly in ballots from vote centers across the region

“They're picking up ballots from 8 cities including Lancaster, Santa Clarita, Palmdale, Lakewood, Santa Monica, Van Nuys, Pomona, and Torrance. Once they arrive, the ballots are securely transferred inside where election workers are receiving and processing millions of ballots”

The reason they do this is because LA is huge, over 4,700 miles big

There are 5.8 million registered voters that has a single Ballot Processing Center in the City of Industry

All ballots from vote centers across the vast county are brought here for counting after polls close. Driving from remote areas like the Antelope Valley, Lancaster, Palmdale takes hours, so helicopters get ballots in faster, reducing delays in reporting and minimizing time ballots sit in transit

What I find interesting is this seems like the perfect opportunity to introduce as many mail in ballots as needed without any questions

This also use one processing center. This means they wouldn’t have to coordinate rigging elections across multiple offices. If could be one easy to control operation at this one facility

We need a federal audit of California elections

If there’s no fraud, great. But I think we all know there’s massive fraud

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

A little boy goes to his dad and asks:

'Dad, what's Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father,

'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,

'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'

[DFF @DumbFxckFinder]

Bass fishing with Spencer Pratt 🎣

[🍿DeploRebel🍿KBinSC @KBinSC]

@spencerpratt

[🇺🇸Ben Owen™️🇺🇸 @hrkbenowen]

Los Angeles, vote for Spencer Pratt! @spencerpratt

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

"Congratulations, ChatGPT. You've earned it."

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Sitting down?

Around 2,500 state of California employees make $250,000 and up.

As California turns into a crime riddled 3rd world hellhole.

California does not have a revenue problem.

California has a Democrat theft problem.

Everything the Democrats touch…