Big Man Blastoise 🐢

(ISFP-A)

Asex/Aromantic lover boy with nerdy taste.

i like:
Boobies
Gummy Worms
Tequila
Working Out

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

Before y'all follow me, just know I'm pro SW, Reproductive, human, gay etc rights.

and I don't talk about anything except anime, lifting heavy circles in the gym and motorcycles

[Pico 🎈 @Piicools]

kissing someone who knows how to kiss feel like heaven

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

Let me tell you the universe has been fucking me but it will not let me receive physical damage

[lovie ୨୧ @vvlovie]

never broken a bone theory

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

Why am I still having trouble sleeping and eating a month out 😭😂

Embarrassing 🎶

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

Vs putting in the work to allow someone to be the version of themselves that exists with flaws and work together to create their ideal ship

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

A problem with dating is people think their person is some magical stranger that will appear and everything will make sense with no work required from either party.

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

So the thought of them liking someone and having to confront a part of themselves they thought they buried, scares them and makes them think there's no way this is my person.

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

Despite being progressive and nontraditional. Romantic partners still expect you to uphold archaic gender roles, harmful stereotypes

[Ϟ @XqiuzX]

it's unfair how people who traumatize you get to move on and progress with their life so casually and carefree while you're healing and relearning all the basics just to feel human again..

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

We're not. NIMBY and environmental racism is a plague

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

really funny seeing americans basically bragging that you can’t walk to stadiums in the us for the world cup as if that’s a good thing. why are you proud of your country being so inaccessible?

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Ride fast and hit hard with our newest Damage Hero, Shion 🏍️

Join her as she paints the town red when the Reign of Talon continues in Season 3: Into the Tiger’s Den launching on June 16.

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

It's a sign your insecurities are winning and you need to confront your own fears and then initiate a hard conversation

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

the moment you start hesitating to text a man because you're scared of seeming needy, that's your sign it's not a safe space for you emotionally.

[Jordy 🫧 @babyjorrdy]

I won't control you, but the actions you choose will let me know how much you respect and care about me.

[cris📹 @catastrophicss]

once i was with a stud who said she was saving the strap for marriage

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

Fire Emblem fans when they see an adult woman

[ivy @ivyphobic]

you see all those saves and likes and your stupid ass still has this post up

[Big Man Blastoise 🐢 @EyeLyftBitches]

Man....don't even fuck up, just fall victim to their own insecurities and fear they use me until they're safe elsewhere and expect me to drop it out of nowhere

[via ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @bunnigrl4vr]

why am I so forgiving

but I fuck up once and i’m just

discarded

[Lebo R🎀 @LebooooR]

Nothing sexier than a man in his 30s w no kid. it’s giving disciplined, it’s giving waiting for the right time, it’s giving husband material🫦

[BobbyWasabi @BobbyWasabi]

you fucking dumbass

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[Lu Lu💕 @LucciVee]

Lmao why do ppl always get mad when the bombshells come in & do exactly what a bombshell supposed to do😭