Eye M Probably Amused

Word Vomit. Opinions are my own and do not reflect any of my employers. Media: Do not publish my tweets w/o my consent. She/her.

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Pinned: 80% of my tweets can only be replied by people I follow. Want to reply? @ me or DM me to be buds. This is a creep and troll free zone. By troll I mean anyone trying to argue needlessly for reaction, esp towards liberal views.

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

banana hello kitty 💫

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

X-Men: Evolution (2001) /
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1999)

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I'm sorry, I've officially lived in NY for 10yrs. I feel I can bandwagon, can't help but feel the hype along with the rest of the city.

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I ordered a Knicks Big Bird not long ago and I have yet to see this order fulfilled. But that said, notice I said Big Bird, not Elmo.

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

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I am feeling Shakespearean today, and not in a good romantic way. Like I’m ill on my deathbed. I’m not ill though, just suffering the worst period of my life. I don’t understand why it’s so bad this cycle. Perimenopause probably….

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CONTEXT CLUES I told you last week it took an hour to get in last week

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My friends all pissed “Eileen gaslighting us taking us to the club”

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This is a very long and hilarious story, where honestly I come out winning IMO.

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18yrs ago I graduated college. I participated in Filipino grad and awkwardly told my BF at the time that I loved him in my speech. It felt so awkward, because I am not sure if I even believed it - and I know he for sure as hell felt awkward about it too hahahaha.

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I now cringe at the memories... because we were really dragging on this relationship when we should have ended it the moment he decided the solution to all of our problems was "An open relationship."

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Ah and I forgot, send my updated resume to my SIL

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Trying to get up, but I am extra tired. I need to pack, have bfast with my aunts, have lunch with my bro, afternoon catch up with old family friends, maaaaybe get in a nap before picking up my friend from the train station so we have a last hurrah before I head back east.

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Would love to complain about how tired I am, yet at the same time I feel like I have no right to. Others are tired. I'm tired from being social and traveling between major cities.

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Still have a lot to do but I’m on my bed… looking at my phone… unable to move. Come on motivation! Come on executive function!

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Such a pretty day, wish I could stay longer and just slow down and enjoy it… nope. Now sat on the train. Hard breathing. Too much coffee lol

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tommyfebruary6 x little twin stars 🎀

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Embarrassing things: falling asleep and my mouth all open

[Rogue Fashion @rogue]

Before Bratz dolls there were the iconic Steve Madden "Big Head" ads. This era of marketing was truly unmatched

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Need to remember how lucky I am because two friends specifically came down to hang out with me in SD. One drove from LA and the other flew in from SF. And now my time is running short. I never really have time to see everyone, but I’m grateful for those who make the time.