The Eye of Argon

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They were startled by your unannounced appearance through the fear that you had been sent by Agaphim.

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Their hell-spawned cult demands a sacrifice once every three moons upon its full journey through the heavens.

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They slew the guard placed over me and abducted me to the chamber in which you chanced to come upon the scozsctic sacrifice.

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By some means, the Priests of Argon acquird a set of keys to the cell.

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"By Agaphim's orders I was thrust into a secluded cell to await his passing of sentence.

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"How did you come to be the victim of these crazed shamen?" Quested Grignr as he escorted Carthena through the piles of rummage on the left side of the trap.

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His fiercest heaves were as pebbles against burnished armour! Carthena depressed a small symbol included within the elaborate design upon the panel whereopen it slowly slid into a, cleft in the wall.

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After reaching the hidden panel at the head of the stairway, Grignr was at a loss in regard to its operation.

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"Aye. My people are not tarnished by petty luxuries and baubles. They remain fierce and unconquerable in their native climes."

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I have also heard Agaphim curse your land more than once when his troops were routed in the unaccustomed mountains and gorges."Sayeth she.

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It is the hill country to the far east of the Noregolean Empire.

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"Ah, I have heard vaguely of Ecordia.

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"Grignr of Ecordia."

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"Aye! The ways of our civilisation are in many ways warped and distorted, but what is your calling," she queried , bustily?

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"And I am called a barbarian!" Grunted Grignr in a disgusted tone !

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I was paid as homage to Agaphim upon his thirty-eighth year,"husked the femme !

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"Carthena, daughter of Minkardos, Duke of Barwego, whose lands border along the northwestern fringes of Gorzom.

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"What are you called by female?"

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I was dragged away shortly after you were escorted to the palace."

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It was through the disturbance that you caused that the palace guards were attracted to the tavern.