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To people with sound notifications, how do they not drive you crazy? Especially when they go off every 2 seconds? With keyboard clicks????

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The thing about parody. If it's done right, it doesn't need to be labeled. A majority will know it's parody.

Certain users, have done it right.

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Whomever wrote this needs a raise.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

I'm begging you all to remember that a venti PSL isn't adequate hydration on the trail.

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@Altair4_2381 @designmom @emrazz Oh gosh, same.

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It's apparently lawn mowing day in my neighborhood, and I'm surrounded by the sound. Too bad for them I like my yard just the way it is.

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Y'all if you're wondering the PNW absolutely has an accent, and I do not have it. Also, I'm sitting at a cafe and the person behind me sounds exactly like a coworker, they are decidedly not my coworker.

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Just reason number 3265 that Musk should not buy Twitter.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Elon Musk said he will reverse Twitter’s permanent ban of former President Trump if he follows through with his plan to buy the company. Twitter banned Trump in January 2021 for “incitement of violence” following the U.S. Capitol insurrection. https://t.co/NhUQTUeHP5

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@KimsMom3 😍

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Bon Temps...

[Dungeons & Dragons @Wizards_DnD]

The last TV show you watched is your new D&D campaign setting... Where is your next adventure?

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Dear shipping companies, please don't use random exceptions for delays. We know just like everyone else you're in the midst of staffing trouble.

It's ok, just don't tell me it's weather when it's not. My work stress level is affected by weather in that city, I check sometimes.

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2022, is not starting off well.

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I'm guessing no, they haven't. But I did, and do.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I’ve had the honor of knowing Willie Nelson for many years. I am always surprised by people who are surprised by his politics. Haven’t you been listening to what he’s been saying, and singing?

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This, so this.

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If we’re going all Lysistrata here, may I suggest we be prepared? It could be a long protest.

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Just in case anyone was wondering, the PNW still has MURDER HORNETS.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

'Murder Hornets' nest eradicated in the US https://t.co/TbMJhrGXog

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I really need basic home medical science to be taught.

Viruses, can not be treated with antibiotics nor, DEWORMERS. Especially if you are using what you picked up at Tractor Supply.

Now, if you're worried about worms, talk to your Dr, get the human formulation.

[The Hill @thehill]

Mississippi officials warn against using ivermectin for COVID-19 amid spike in poisonings https://t.co/w9DCDbRMco

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All of the places I want to go to on my weekends are closed. It's almost like small businesses and I have the same idea of what an ideal weekend is.

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GenZ, this Elder Millennial welcomes you to the party of Killing trends/brands ect that previous generations loved. According to a Vox article, you are responsible for the demise of Fast Fashion's global spread.

Keep up the good work.
https://t.co/x8jKjdJreR

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https://t.co/7wtVK9uAu4

Maybe, just maybe reopening came too soon and mask mandates should still be in place.