Alyssa Jenks

27. Band. Percussionist. Ginger Snap. Fake eye. Never got out of my emo phase.

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@thran_legacy What he based the Tesla cyber truck body on

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@skywalkr274 @MTGSecretLair Yep same here!! Wouldn’t let me log in either, and been in line since the same time. Any time I goes under an hour it just jumps right back to over an hour and the little thing at the bottom is over half way 🙃 this is ridiculous

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@SaffronOlive If anyone can even buy them 🙄🙄 it’s not even gonna last a day

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@MTGSecretLair Soooo why wasn’t your team prepared for such a hugely popular collab?? Doesn’t make any sense, but alright, it keeps jumping me back to over an hour when I have been in the check out like since a less than a minute after it went live.

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@DarkMoneyDanger @PleasantKenobi Same 🙃 they knew this would happen and still did itttt

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@PleasantKenobi Every time I get even close to 45 minutes, it just back to over an hour 😐 whack

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@MTGSecretLair can y’all tell me why the FUCK every time my time in the queue gets close to 45 minutes it GOES BACK TO OVER AN HOUR?? Wtf man

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

*Hour+ queue time not even a minute after proceeding to cart*
*immediate technical issues
“Please Secret Lair for UTD info” okay but where is any info for this????
This happens every time a popular release goes live. Huge reason you need to go back to preordering to demand

[MTG Secret Lair @MTGSecretLair]

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[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@LHP64D @MTGSecretLair Literally the exact reason they need to go back to the way it was with preordering to demand 🙄

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: France becomes the first country in the world to make abortion a constitutional right.

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

Finally picked up 14 Ways To Day by @VincentRalph1 and it has me HOOKED 😮‍💨

[Ghost Killer Entertainment @GKEOfficial]

I’m asking once again for bands to bring this style of band merch back.

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

I got my @wizards_magic Secret Lair @PostMalone sets in and they are EVERYTHING I could have asked for 😭 of course ya girl got them foiled 🥹.

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@tacobell if a store is closed for remodel, change the fucking hours in the app. Literally just drove for NO REASON NOW.

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

Fire Relief https://t.co/6LszkOdmZk I don’t have a lot of followers on here, but if everyone could share this 🥺 we had a house fire, 2 weeks ago this Thursday. We weren’t home at the time and we did lose 4 of our fur babies. Anything helps us. Thank you.

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

Fire Relief https://t.co/6LszkOdmZk anything helps us. Even a share. #GoFundMe

[Dance Gavin Dance🍓 @DGDtheband]

5.3.22 // Ft. Wayne, IN
Cleveland, we’ll see you tonight.
📸: @matthuecole

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

My boys have just gone through the hardest week of their lives. I’m still sobbing tbh. It’s been hard for all of us as fans, but it’s 10 times harder for them. Everything on this tour is going to be for Tim. I’ll be seeing you boys in a couple weeks. #FeerickForever

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

@tilianpearson Sending infinite love to you guys 💜 can’t wait to see you guys in a couple weeks #FeerickForever

[Alyssa Jenks @eyepatchalyssa]

Day 3 after the news. This still doesn’t feel real. Rip Tim, we lost a great one.