sj

dictatorship

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

The worst creative trap is thinking your pace is too slow. Don’t. Art has its own timeline.

[sj @eyeshinto]

let me order that aircon unit from now

[Yet another commodity guy @tleilax___]

El Nino update. Godzilla is coming.

Most of the world will see top quartile temperatures over Jul/Aug/Sep, which is peak vegetative growth season globally for grains, half the world oilseeds and also for sugar and rice in Asia. That means more evapotranspiration and stress on crops.

India and South-East Asia will also likely see their weakeast monsoon rains in decades.

This is happening while there's a shortage of fertilizers.

[primordial intelligence @primal_brainer]

btw in your 20's and 30’s you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. it’s very important you revisit them. your younger self was actually on to something.

[sj @eyeshinto]

my royal wedding they dont get it

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Mabintou @mabintou]

I just think raising Black children in the West requires a particular level of intentionality, even in predominantly Black spaces.

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

Feels like this

[sj @eyeshinto]

tickled me

[TheTinMen @TheTinMenBlog]

This is where I sleep, but I’ve had long conversations with my gf about how (if there was an intruder) strategically it makes more sense for the layout flip.

My rationale, is if someone was to come in, and start pummelling the person nearest the door, surely it makes sense for the person who offers the greatest chance of physically defending the household (the man), to be spared from that opening critical hit?

If I am closest to the door, and I am pummelled by an intruder whilst asleep, that just leaves my gf in a 1 vs 1.

However, if she sleeps near the door, and she is pummelled, then I am unhurt and therefore have a much better chance in the 1 vs 1, where I can also seek medical care for my (pummelled) gf afterward.

I know it doesn’t sound very heroic, but using the woman as an unconscious pummel shield objectively gives the best chances IMO.

Anyway, she didn’t buy it, and I still sleep closest to the door regardless.

[sj @eyeshinto]

so many shoes he’s a very fashionable person yes and he does his shopping in italy? you do the shopping in italy? yes you go over to italy to buy the shoes? yes where? madrid

[sj @eyeshinto]

tens across the board

[Dua Lipa Hungary (Fan) @dlipahungary]

Dua Lipa and Callum Turner officially got married in London, England today! 💍

[sj @eyeshinto]

i love how women’s voices change when they get pregnant/have babies, like what is the science behind that

[Mrs.PayFor💩 @sweatsXstew]

Awwwwwww she planned it

[Mina, dat big cat babe @MinaLioness]

The way how West Indian and West African anglophone speakers using “Hello” derogatorily is one of my favourite linguistic things too

[mike @painbuiltt]

you expected him to get on the grill yesterday after you saw he uses a goyard toiletry bag as a clutch, queen?

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

ugh it sucks that we all have to get super drunk and horny this weekend

[toju @toju_lad]

Caribbean influence in black British culture is undeniable but the reality is the children of African/Caribbean immigrants have intermixed their cultures to create a new identity that is still forming

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

Arsenal WAGs - wake up!!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[sj @eyeshinto]

they’ve got me agreeing with lippy dark times