Eileen

🤠

[leia is watching: lost @empressleias]

this faux narrative that somehow single women are bitter and jealous of their partnered friends is hilarious when the stories they tell sound like hostage situations

[Dua @Duakz5q]

I've tasted long term relationship, l've tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9PM..!

[MLB @MLB]

Tim Lincecum won back-to-back Cy Young Awards, threw 2 no-hitters and won 3 World Series trophies 🤯

He became known as “The Freak”

But his story started in Washington, where he won Washington State Player of the Year after striking out 183 batters in just 91 and two-thirds innings in his senior year of high school

In his final season at the University of Washington, Lincecum had a 1.94 ERA, striking out 199 batters in 125 innings 😳

[adrianna yay 🪩 @senatoradrianna]

Lmao badass

[M. @oye_sycoho]

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

[Eileen @eyr28]

@USDmtennis Sooooo good!!! Let’s go August!!!

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Simply INCREDIBLE.

World No.192 August Holmgren beats No.21 seed Tomas Machac after nearly five hours of play on his first appearance in a Grand Slam main draw.

Just look at what it means to the Dane 🇩🇰

#Wimbledon

[max @lynchinist]

inside out if it was filmed in my head

[Eileen @eyr28]

@teaganwa Your brother’s eating habits are a mystery to me

[Eileen @eyr28]

@teaganwa He ate a pizza bao bun…. A PIZZA BAO BUN

[Eileen @eyr28]

Dad: I think you’re being too sensitive.

Me: Oh? If we’re really being critical - you never told me “Good job” enough as a child

Why pay for therapy when you can attack the problem at the source?

[Eileen @eyr28]

@estelle_ellie If you want one of the best meals in London go to @FfionasNotes !!

[Eileen @eyr28]

@Carokim214 It wasn’t meant to be, Carol. It’s okay

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

For the first time since 2012, the San Francisco Giants are champions of the National League West.

#SFGiants | #ResilientSF

[Eileen @eyr28]

@_lenabean Congrats, grad ;)

[Eileen @eyr28]

@GraceNorrisss I had nightmares about the unit circle

[Eileen @eyr28]

@faiza09312432 I love this. Thank you, Sister Faiza ❤️

[Eileen @eyr28]

Me Comedian getting
robbed

🤝
Using humor as a defense
mechanism

[Eileen @eyr28]

@GraceNorrisss At least he didn’t tell you to sit down without you even giving your presentation 😂 He still gives me grief

[Eileen @eyr28]

You'd think that after years of professors noticing my facial expressions and singling me out, I'd learn how to do a proper poker face during class but noooooo