Alpay Blastoise

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@Noble16Mark

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@golding_sam @elonmusk Chill out bruv

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@paulsenphyed Good shout! Thank you

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@paulsenphyed Mine has no mention of the Togu brand and cannot be found in that catalogue.

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@paulsenphyed Mr. Paulser I have an equally mysterious bean ball made in West Germany, a sort of veiny kinder egg. Can we get to the bottom of this?

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@amolrajan Can you stop arrogantly patronising the contestants with that ‘at least you got on TV’ comment? Got me pining after Paxman, never thought I’d see the day.

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#5 Randall Kolo Muani

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Highly anticipated Euro 2024 lookalikes 🧵
#1 Kai Havertz and Xelia Mendes-Jones (from Fallout)

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#4 João Palhinha and Pt. James Frederick Ryan

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@theneedledrop

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@stnevns @chillwaveguy Ye what is this bullshit

[sum gooldung @golding_sam]

snoop dogg after he hit his final toke

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@stnevns @ChrisLosch11 @WorldWideWob @DragonflyJonez Lol had no idea he was like dat

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@golding_sam Thief

[Poopies on the Strip @PoopiesCoffee]

We all hung out in a coffee shop called Poopies up on the strip

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@HeywoodJablimi That’s what we aim for Heywood

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World Cup lookalikes 2022 🧵
#1. Gianni Infantino & Jack Frost

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#7. Stage is set for Paulo Dybala aka Vicky from The Fairly Odd Parents

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#6. Didier Deschamps still looks like Worm #ENGFRA