julian eyre

I love F1 and MMA

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@JacquiDeevoy1 This honestly sounds like a load of bollocks to me

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@SCSupertram

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@ThatEricAlper Picasso

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@sleafordmods It's exactly like Oasis v Blur.

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@ArfurSmith Cut it in half, put butter on one half, jam on the other half the rub the clotted cream on your hair

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@BBCNews Why would God need to have any reproductive organs? According to the Bible God said "Let There be..." and it was so God is by nature gender neutral.

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@JeremyClarkson Thanks for the offer but I'll pass thanks

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@Ottojizzmark I dunno the name of the pub but I k ow the beer will be served warm in a filthy pint pot with 3 itches of head and bits floating in it.

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@harlequinpub Or putting used plates in the glass wash!

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@Fern_Britton @TheSun It never is

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@NaturalNav S,S,W

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@Evetssteve4 That's a twig

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@harlequinpub I think we need a price reduction and a price cap. Grants are only delaying the problem not offering any solution.

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@Ottojizzmark Miz Trusst

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@Ottojizzmark Let's rob the poor

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@tramlines What's with the no reentry?

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Allow re-entry to Tramlines Festival in Hillsborough Park - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/HXehRaZell via @UKChange

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Allow re-entry to Tramlines Festival in Hillsborough Park - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ES5sz4fxZb via @UKChange

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@MrKennethClarke Pity it wasn't a trap door that dropped.

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Here we bloody go. Theresa get the Abba music on and the champagne on ice!