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[Daetwo @eyuhn]

MWANAUME ni nini?!?!😤
1.mwanaume unaset aje alarm? Weka bomb kwa pillow
2. Mwanaume unajiangalia aje Kioo? tumia ID
3. Mwanaume unakatia aje dem Mwanaume ni kukata maji.
4. Mwanaume una brush aje Meno Mwanaume ni kufagia mdomo
5. Mwanaume unapaka aje mkate blueband paka kiwi

[Maye Musk @mayemusk]

Happy birthday to my wonderful son. @elonmusk has given me 55 years of joy.
It’s so much fun to celebrate with family and friends.
His cake is a rocket and a moon base 🎂🎂🎉

[𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐡™ @iamjuddah]

OMG!!! What have I watched. Wizi ni mbaya jameni😂😂😂

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The only reason why William Ruto fights Standard newspaper, owners & her editors is coz of perceived political competition with Gideon Moi.

[Daetwo @eyuhn]

Beef sausage >>> smokie

[Daetwo @eyuhn]

Kuichemsha

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

Sasa mwenye alidiscover kuku lazima ichinjwe na maji moto alikua anatafuta nini??

[Daetwo @eyuhn]

@DCI_Kenya Anakaa tu DON na hako kamkwajo

[Daetwo @eyuhn]

@thestreetcoder_ @MkenyaMzi I do the same with @NCBABankKenya

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

MEN WILL UNDERSTAND 😂😂😂

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

this has nothing to do with pizza but

Toby Maguire is the best Spiderman

[Toofaπ🐬🐬 @Quaser34]

Once you start doing this there is no going back,,IYKYK🤭

[gids @gidikariuki]

If you made 130 million Kenya shillings every single month, and did not touch even one bob, it would take you 83,000 years to get 1 trillion dollars

Mind boggling

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

"Huskii kondoo haiwezi drown kwa maji ju ni sheep."

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

State plans eCitizen data sale to boost revenue https://t.co/mFuNVLkCyN

[Daetwo @eyuhn]

@HossMatch

[Derizz @trekszn]

Gondwana this gondwana that I'm just tryna go-down on her.

[TIMRA🍟 @ragirasimchezo]

Unachomoa your honest 3 inches alafu unapata your luo babe ako na clit same size💀

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

"uskii world cup ya 2010 Kuna player wa Japan alikua anaitwa Nahara Nikinawa"

[Daetwo @eyuhn]

@ntvkenya This is not news for today they've been doing this for years, my account has $340 since 2018 that I'm locked out from

[Daetwo @eyuhn]

😤😤😤😤FUCK South Africans man except they fine Big butty bitches 😇

[Dr.Paneɛ🧢 @sua_nyansaa_]

And his only crime was being a Nigerian in South Africa 💔😭�

[Damn Nature You Scary @AmazingSights]

The middle duck paid attention in physics class, while the others played around in class...