Zack Ensign

UI/UX Developer & Technologist at Capital One. Guitarist for Selma Hijack -

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Listen to Friends by Selma Hijack #np on #SoundCloud https://t.co/bnH2BaOAIs

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Have you heard ‘Reap What You Sow’ by Selma Hijack on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/eI1guP0Da1

[Zack Ensign @ezekielDFM]

GREMLINS Playing Cards, via @Kickstarter https://t.co/L8KyAYpsRF

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Need some rock music in your life? Of course you do. Listen to ‘Tomb’ by Selma Hijack on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/mts7YxFs4k

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@imjameshall Thank you dude. More to come soon!

[Zack Ensign @ezekielDFM]

Hey you, check out my band Selma Hijack on #soundcloud. 90% satisfaction guaranteed. https://t.co/AQzFMdLrpD

[Zack Ensign @ezekielDFM]

What would you say the degree of difficulty is on a Jury Duty selfie?

[GitHub @github]

How to undo (almost) anything with Git https://t.co/PaDykPZMjI

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@cavs make Finals: every sports writer chronicles the ways the Cleveland sports flopped through the years. #lowhangingfruit #youcandobetter

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Spending some time with a few ladies. http://t.co/e3XWSyXHqh via @CodePen

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Whatchu know about some Eddie and the Tide?

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Got our US Census survey. Clearly, the departments of government are not communicating, because the NSA already knows all this stuff.

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"If you are the leader, press * now. Otherwise, listen to this incredibly annoying music and resist the urge to off yourself."

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I think Perrier should rebrand to be called "Belch Water".

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I'm rocking the suburbs. https://t.co/jRbNOydPF3

[Zack Ensign @ezekielDFM]

Everybody knows, it sucks to grow up.

[Zack Ensign @ezekielDFM]

My guitar is under my desk right now while I'm working, waiting for after work rehearsal. It's taking every bit of willpower not to play it.

[Zack Ensign @ezekielDFM]

"Quotes cited as Unknown and Anonymous are usually stupid." - Unknown

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Time is an asterisk.

[Zack Ensign @ezekielDFM]

You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks. You can stare right into the abyss, but it's staring right back.